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Name: Anonymous 2014-02-18 12:34

Fuck, I've recently realized that Haskell can't even support the definition of an array. It only does this by foreign interfacing with C, with things like
foreign import ccall unsafe "memcpy"
   memcpy_ba_ptr :: MutableByteArray# RealWorld -> Ptr a -> CSize -> IO (Ptr ())

(taken from the source of "array" from Hackage)

Please forgive me for all my posts on this forum where I've defended Haskell as if it's a good language. Unfortunately, despite its good type system and syntax it's just ab absolutely impractical and immature shitpile of a language.

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-18 12:35

an absolutely impractical...
self-fix

Name: Shlomo Goldberg 2014-02-18 13:07

I approve of Haskell FUOM.

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-18 13:13

>>3
Oh yeah, forced gonads suck too. They're just useless hassle because half the real Haskell code uses foreign calls and unsafePerformIO anyway.

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-18 14:41

calling out to C is one of the most important things a high level language not based on the JVM needs to do. literally everyone except you agrees calling out to C is a useful and necessary feature.

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-18 14:46

you are literally complaining that the STANDARD LIBRARY uses an efficient implementation of arrays. christ you are dumb. wait til you find out how languages implement high performance math/science libraries

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-18 15:37

All functions can be implemented using only lambda calculus, and they should be.

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-18 16:26

Haskell uses 64-bit signed Chars.
Prelude Unsafe.Coerce> unsafeCoerce (2^63 :: Int) :: Char
'\-9223372036854775808'

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-18 19:13

>>6
>le pedophile sage
>>7
>le pedophile sage

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-18 19:52

>>9
The homophile bump.

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-19 8:48

>>10
>le pedophile sage

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-19 20:59

>>11
The homophile bump.

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-20 2:47

>>5
calling out to C is one of the most important things a high level language not based on the JVM needs to do.
Since JNI exists, that statement even applies to JVM languages.

>>13
le heterophile sage

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-20 7:49

>>10,12-13
Learn to quote pedophiles!

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-20 14:04

>>14
Please teach me how to quote pedophiles. I have not yet been able to successfully quote a pedophile, but I would like to learn!

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-20 14:11

>>15
Start with some simple stuff, like recognizable one liners from Alice in Wonderland, then work your way up to some Oscar Wilde and others.

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-21 13:27

http://www.stackbuilders.com/news/can-haskell-power-the-next-ruby-on-rails

Haskell is taking the industry while you ignorant idiots keep yapping about your "Lisp".

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