Name: Anonymous 2014-01-30 14:37
Java would be a boring brunette that talks a lot but doesn't say much. She has a couple extra pounds on her and she's not the quickest of the bunch, nor the prettiest, but she's stable, won't change much and you can have a long healthy relationship with her.
C would be a bombshell blonde. She's got looks, personality, and everyone agrees she's great. She's a bit high maintenance, but she's worth the trouble. You can grow old together with C and die a happy man.
C++ would be C's ugly sister. She's got similar genetics to C, but she was in a horrible accident when she was young and her face is all disfigured now. If your foolish enough to get into a relationship with her, she will drive you batshit crazy. If something's bothering her, she will let you know by vomiting on your face.
Lisp would be that hippie chick that still thinks it's the 70's. She keeps trying to get you to do acid with her so you can see "how the universe is all connected" or whatever. She would probably be pretty cool if she washed her hair and decided to join society, but she's pretty stuck in her ways.
C would be a bombshell blonde. She's got looks, personality, and everyone agrees she's great. She's a bit high maintenance, but she's worth the trouble. You can grow old together with C and die a happy man.
C++ would be C's ugly sister. She's got similar genetics to C, but she was in a horrible accident when she was young and her face is all disfigured now. If your foolish enough to get into a relationship with her, she will drive you batshit crazy. If something's bothering her, she will let you know by vomiting on your face.
Lisp would be that hippie chick that still thinks it's the 70's. She keeps trying to get you to do acid with her so you can see "how the universe is all connected" or whatever. She would probably be pretty cool if she washed her hair and decided to join society, but she's pretty stuck in her ways.