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Haskell

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-26 13:21

Code written in Haskell is guaranteed to have no side effects.

Because no one will ever run it! LLLLEEEELLLLL

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-26 13:26

install BSD/Gentoo

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-26 13:35

Actually, the only thing guaranteed with Haskell is that to get harmless effects like writing to a log file you'll have to have sex with transformers, lifting, hoisting and other bullshit. While launching missiles is perfectly easy and allowed in the type system.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-26 13:48

>>3`
>2014
>still using lift

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Name: Anonymous 2014-01-26 14:15

>>4
Aren't you the cool guy. And how do you use monad transformers without lifting? I tried the "layers" package once, but it fucking died when I tried a monad stack with two StateT's in it.
If you have two or more of same transformers on the stack, how are you going to distinguish their levels without lifting, huh?

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-26 17:05

>>5
Just use one StateT with double the state parameters.
It's that easy.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-27 12:40

>>6
In Haskell, the state update in StateT makes the whole state get copied even if you only needed to update just a little tidbit. Throwing away megabytes of memory just to update a double is a little inefficient, don't you think?

Monad transformers are such a mess that it's easier just to keep everything in IO with IORefs. You get the same (nonexistent) level of type safety, and no obscure "ContT( StateT (ErrorT (WriterT (ReaderT (MaybeT IO" bullshit.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-27 13:53

>>7
megabytes of memory
Your program is not lazy enough, nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-27 14:06

>>7
Who are you quoting, shitlord?

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-28 22:10

>>7
If you're writing transformers like that, then you have other problems. Like being a shitty programmer, haskell or otherwise.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-29 10:49

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