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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little defamer? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Harvard Law School, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret cases in FISA court, and I have over 300 confirmed legal victories. I am trained in gorilla lawyering and I’m the top lawyer in the entire US Bar Association. You are nothing to me but just another defendant. I will sue you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of lawyers across the USA and your IP is being subpoenaed right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your bank account. You’re fucking sued, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can sue you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in legal theory, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Bar Association and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit debt all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking bankrupt, kiddo.

Butts.

Snowden is a traitor to society for withholding critical information

>>3
He hasn't withheld anything anything.
That's the journalists.
They feel that a slow, sustained release of shocking facts will be more effective than blowing your mind all at once.

All american persons have been providing material support to the most extreme terrorist organizations by paying taxes.
Take note of the next sentence, it's yours.
Death.

Brb, FBI

You are american
What more a cruel and unusual punishment is there

Anyone would think you would have welcomed your fate by now

>>7
What more a cruel and unusual punishment is there
Waterboarding

Yes, the FBI can save you ^^

I dunno....
I might rather be waterboarded than be the one doing it...

>>10
Oh, you're a masochist.
Not really surprising considering your hobby.

>>9
The joke






Your head

neither would be better...

actually that's idealism

and what is your hobby, le pentagon guy?

The real joke is, I'm your only hope xD

>>14
Please don't say, le, it's a Reddit / troll thing.
Now I know that you're not concerned with being regarded as a high quality poster, but even I won't bother paying attention to you if you do that shit.

the even realer joke is, >>15 is probably the only true words an american has ever heard...

it's like, funny and sad at the same time

Especially since it's not even true as far as i can tell...
I can't save you either..

>>18
Luke, you realise that Australia is America's bitch, right?
Ever hear of Pine gap?
It's a whole facility that's run by American spies in Australia.
If anything you're more screwed than them.
Atleast they're at the top of the food chain, you're just their toadie. Their slave. Their red headed step child.
Grovel at your master's feet.

Did terrorists even exist before you started training them in ~1970?

>>19
Would that be the HAARP submarine communication base in geraldton, or bermuda's antipode in alice springs, or one of many others?

I heard the s'morning you're sending an ex-military drone over for ``Scientific Research''
Slanty-eyed much?

Every soulless machine has the right to bear arms?

>>23
for all indents and porpoises, a gun has the right to be gun.

>>24
idents
you mean intents?
porpoises
you mean purposes?

>>25
He meant ``indents''. Prepare to be forcibly indented! Go FIOC yourself!

Fuck you, Clarence Darrow