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Never buy American

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-15 23:44

Daily reminder:
Never buy American.
Ever.
American is synonymous with being raped in the ass by the NSA.
Doesn't matter how small or large the company, you can't trust them. The NSA has strongarmed them into installing back doors and holes in their products.

Never buy American.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-16 1:10

Anyone interested in buying a used Holden Commodore wagon Chevrolet Corvet Limited Edition ^^

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-17 1:58

install gentoo

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-17 9:20

>>1
The NSA has strongarmed them into installing back doors and holes in their products.
But I like the back doors and holes in my waifu :(

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-17 9:23

>>4
Even when they're open to public use?
What if your waifu was constantly having her holes used by criminal Russians and Chinese? What about whole government agencies probing her holes when you're not looking?

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-17 15:23

Why? "American" stands for quality. And American girls are much better and less whorish than Russian ones, because American girl wont take it as insult, when you propose her to pay for herself at restaurant and wont play a money-hungry mail-order bride.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Russian%20Whore
This meaning defines a skanky type of girl/woman which fits perfectly under the full description of a whore.
The only difference from the traditional whore is that this type of slut will do ANYTHING to bring you down. Forget elegance and style like Ukrainian whores demonstrate, they do it right in your face. They bring you down in the nastiest most publicized way.
This, of course, refers only to girls of Russian descent.
More often than not, you'll find that they're coloured blonds, which don't know left from right, have nice bodies that guys drool over, and a million ways that they can play dirty. These girls will never play by the rules.

Strategies: Most likely they will first be your friend...they'll talk to you nicely, include you in everything, tell you everything (or so you think), and they will get as close to you as they possibly can. Just as you start to trust them and tell them things, you load their machine gun. And guess what? It's pointed to you. The first chance they get (the opportune moment is when they don't think you're useful anymore or they think that you're too much of competition for them), they fire away. Usually they like to cuss off at you in public so everyone can see how "cool" they are and love them. Idiotic, really. There is no logic in their actions.

Remember: NOTHING WILL STOP THESE BITCHES.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-17 15:27

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-17 15:33

>>6
Don't sound any different from American girls actually.
American girls will do all the same things, plus they'll fuck your brother and neighbour just because they can.

Anyways, the thread is about American electronics, not mail order brides.
In other words don't buy: Apple, Cisco, Microsoft, or anything else that comes from there

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-17 15:46

>>8
Don't sound any different from American girls actually.
American GFs are a lot more liberal, educated, have their own jobs and don't require you to pay for them. I.e. there is no patriarchal in America, outside of nigger ghettos.

In other words don't buy: Apple, Cisco, Microsoft, or anything else that comes from there
Apple, Cisco, Microsoft are of high-quality brands, compared to failed european attempts.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-17 15:51

>>9
American GFs are a lot more liberal
By which you mean degenerate, /pol/tard?

Apple, Cisco, Microsoft are of high-quality brands, compared to failed european attempts.
So? They're filled with back doors put in place by the NSA.
But hey, if you want to buy your device with a rootkit preinstalled then be my guest.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-17 15:55

>>9
American girls require you to pay for them just like any other girl.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-17 16:01

>>11
Paying for a woman would be undemocratic and non-liberal, showing only that you're a sexist, disrespecting woman's abilities to earn herself a wage. That is why I love America - you fight sexism and support equal rights, while backward countries, like Syria, Russia and Nigeria, batching in discrimination.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-17 16:04

>>12
Try that line next time you go on a date with an American girl and the bill comes.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-17 16:22


i am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-17 16:43

>>5
How awful

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-17 17:44

>>14
Ok I LOLed

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-17 20:01

>>16
>le pedophile newfag

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-18 0:47

>>13
Girl would thank me, for I'm such a gentlemen and respect her financial freedom, unlike Muslims, who deprive women of any employment.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_labor_force_in_the_Muslim_world#General_female_labor_force_participation

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-18 3:44

>>18
How very very delusional.
She'd call you a cheap loser and never meet you again.

Yeah, Muslims are shit.
But at least Muslims actually abide by their religion, unlike Americunts who constantly talk about how great Jeeehzus is yet sin like crazy and completely ignore all teachings in their holy book.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-18 3:44

>>18
Shalom!
Shalom!
Shalom!
Shalom!

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-18 4:49

What about Harley Davidson motorcycles? I want to buy one once I get the funds, but it's so much damn money...

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-18 4:54

>>19
I love carnal sin, yet I don't want to pay for it. I think it should be free, like free software.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-18 5:06

>>19
She'd call you a cheap loser and never meet you again.
Good riddance. I lost no money.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-18 5:17

>>22
BSD/Stallman has the same feelings ;) he'd like to help you out.

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