How to sound smart

If you don't know what you're talking about but pretend you do, people will think you're telling the truth. Don't say "I think Windows 8 is the most secure operating system" but "Windows 8 is the most secure operating system." Do this for a subject most people know nothing about, and you'll be regarded as a genius! "Wow, some random anonymous idiot recommended Windows 8! Better go out and buy it!" Remember, on the Internet, nobody knows you live in your mom's basement!

Someone seriously told you Windows 8 is the most secure OS?

I hate that.
I almost always say "I think" or "probably" which makes people think I don't actually know or are lying.
And when I slip and forget to say it I feel like a dick.
Lose / Lose.

Actually, sounds like someone was fucking with you for a laugh.
Welcome to the internet, where people do that to punish other's who're too stupid to google things themselves

>>4
>le pedophile sage

install gentoo

>>2
http://blogs.msdn.com/b/jerrynixon/archive/2012/08/13/turns-out-windows-8-is-the-most-secure-os-on-the-planet.aspx
http://news.softpedia.com/news/Windows-8-Is-the-Most-Secure-Operating-System-on-the-Market-Security-Expert-305566.shtml

>>7
Not too much different to what Apple and Linux faggots do.
x is the most secure because I said so

How to sound like an advertising sheeple
FTFY