So yesterday, i logged onto the interNsa, and began googling the news, using my new android as the access point...
Within five minutes, my internet had started to not work.. Casually checking the android to see what was up, i was greeted with Calling Emergency !! on the lock screen?!
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Anonymous2014-01-07 20:54
He said he was working on a new story indicating that the NSA was “obsessed” by the idea that people could still use some Internet devices and mobile phones on airplanes without being recorded. “The very idea that human beings can communicate for even a few moments without their ability to monitor is intolerable."
The Idea that “The very idea that human beings can communicate for even a few moments without their ability to monitor is intolerable." is beyond intolerable...
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Anonymous2014-01-07 21:02
“The very idea that Idiots with such capabilities can communicate for even a few moments without being monitored is also intolerable."
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Anonymous2014-01-07 21:08
And you talk of Oversight with regard to surveillance....
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Anonymous2014-01-07 21:14
Do you have a phobia of flight attendants now? ^^
They're all on the super-high-alert-watch-list i suppose?
Practically already planned to drop WMD's out of the cargo bay while flying over the pentagon =) I expect you will go full-scale Iraq on airlines soon
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Anonymous2014-01-07 21:26
"without their ability to monitor" is a curious phrase...
Because in order to be able to monitor, it must already be monitored and collected..?
Kind of implying not being monitored while being monitored...
It's the opposite of oversight =)
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Anonymous2014-01-07 21:29
All i can say is the weather suits your hearts...
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Anonymous2014-01-07 21:56
are these posts by that weird autistic surfer dude who likes matlab?
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Anonymous2014-01-07 22:01
And Snowden's Leaks themselves tell us quite a lot about this Oversight...
No-one within the NSA has ever had Any form of peer-monitoring!...
Like every person within this secret agency is their own little secret agency?
How can you possibly say you've done nothing illegal, if you don't put every person that has ever worked there up on the stand?
Even everything that probably is legal is secret, possibly even to many on the inside..?
And lets not forget the motto "Never Say Anything" (and if you must, "LIE")...
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Anonymous2014-01-07 22:05
So What do they do? Make a peer-monitoring Alert!
Stop the Leaks! Not the Abuses!
Calling Emergency !!
Yeah, we were monitoring you by having the sound of your typing forwarded through emergency services and then carefully interpreted by an intern at HQ.
Sadly it crashed and we weren't able to cover our tracks in time.
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Anonymous2014-01-08 5:14
It's a nice idea though, selling foreigners stuff n' all...
I might auction off america...
bidding starts at 1 can of coke... =)
No american bidders pls..
1 can of coke to the aliens on the left... =D
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Anonymous2014-01-08 5:19
=) this can of coke is going to sell so good on ebay...
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Anonymous2014-01-08 5:25
all things being equal, it would only be a 1 in 8-billionth share of it.... but we all know how that story goes..
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Anonymous2014-01-08 5:31
>>17 but we all know how that story goes..
I don't.
Care to share?
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Anonymous2014-01-08 5:34
to be fair, the rest of you can have the 5% leftover ^^
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Anonymous2014-01-08 5:38
-- of whatever is left..
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Anonymous2014-01-08 5:46
=) you'd better hope et is in the market..
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Anonymous2014-01-08 6:24
Luke, how are your NSA fans supposed to worship you if they can't even understand what you say?
Please don't ignore me :( I have a photo of you on my wall and every time you ignore me I cry myself to sleep while looking at it
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Anonymous2014-01-08 18:45
train spotting
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Anonymous2014-01-08 19:42
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NSA Fans...
Really? I'm pretty sure they're too preoccupied looking for people to hate.. That's their job after-all
Such a noble industry ^^
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Anonymous2014-01-08 22:48
The War Machine can never have too many enemies?
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Anonymous2014-01-08 23:02
Though it has a taste for unsuspecting victims?
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Anonymous2014-01-09 20:08
Alexander himself is also on the hook for having testified in a highly misleading manner to a House committee when he was asked whether the NSA has the ability to read emails and listen to phone calls and he stated: “No, we don’t have that authority.”
'Yes, but that wasn't the question..' =)
Well, it wasn’t exactly silence, but rather a refusal to answer a simple question. The NSA did reply to Sanders by stating -- in an absurd oxymoron -- that members of Congress receive the same constitutional protections as other Americans: that is to say, none from the NSA.
There was a time when the NSA’s failure to answer such a straightforward question as Sanders has asked would have led to interrogation hearings and hangings bipartisan investigations. However, Democrats are largely silent, choosing party and personality over principle, and Republicans know all of this started under President George W. Bush and are afraid to open a can of worms -- except for King, who apparently likes to be spied upon.
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Anonymous2014-01-09 20:15
And the punishments for lying to Congress and for misleading Congress are identical: five years per lie or per misleading statement.
But for informing the public, exile or life in prison?
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Anonymous2014-01-09 20:23
Earlier this week, The Washington Post reported that the Federal Bureau of Investigation is now spying on us. It seems that the FBI, no doubt jealous of the unpunished lawlessness of the NSA, has acquired software that permits it to utilize the tiny cameras in many home computers to observe whoever or whatever may be in front of the computer screen.
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Anonymous2014-01-09 20:33
Welcome to the Conglomerate ?
Household cctv,
but if they see a crime they'll delete it
because you know who that'll be ^^