NSA spotting

So yesterday, i logged onto the interNsa, and began googling the news, using my new android as the access point...

Within five minutes, my internet had started to not work.. Casually checking the android to see what was up, i was greeted with Calling Emergency !! on the lock screen?!

all things being equal, it would only be a 1 in 8-billionth share of it.... but we all know how that story goes..