/prog/ gets outdone by a child yet again

http://www.cyborg.co/
Born in 1999, Nicolas Dupont is currently a high school student attending a prominent Preparatory School in Central Florida. This young prodigy, founder of Cyborg Industries, has unveiled his four groundbreaking innovations during his unique session at Techweek LA. These innovative inventions will launch the start of a new era in computing, and offer instantaneous data transfer, limitless data compression, and truly unbreakable encryption. Nicolas hosted his press conference at 2 PM, on November 21st, where he unveiled his revolutionary technologies for the first time ever. Solely developed by Nicolas, these innovations and inventions will provide multiple markets with a truly limitless technology.

This kid has already accomplished more than you pathetic faggots ever will

Seems legit.

I'll believe it when I see it.
Until then those are just meaningless words.
Sounds like a scam to be honest

*.co
CO = Colorado.
Colorado = legal weed.
That explains it.

>>4
I think you mean Colombia.
Colombia = yayo all day every day.
That explains it.

>>5
USA is not a country. Colorado is. Colorado abbreviation is CO.

Born in 1961, Brenden Eich is currently the CTO of the prominent Mozilla Corporation in Mountain View, California. This young prodigy, has unveiled his four groundbreaking innovations since his invention of JavaScript in 1995. These innovative inventions will launch the start of a new era in computing, and offer first-class functions, closures, and promises and futures. Brendan hosted his press conference at 2 PM, on November 21st, where he unveiled his revolutionary technologies again. Solely developed by Brendan, these innovations and inventions will provide multiple markets with a truly limitless technology.

Introducing Shadow, the world’s most efficient compression algorithm. Utilizing binary probabilities, Shadow is able to compress data in an unprecedented manner. Shadow is able to compress a 7 gigabyte movie into a mere kilobyte. This magnitude of compression makes it, by an unimaginable factor, the most advanced compression algorithm on the market.
He must be the son of FrozenVoid!

Guys! I have an idea for a new compression algorithm.
What if instead of encoding in 0's and 1's we encoded in decimal?
No pleb tier 0111
Instead we just use 7
10x savings!!!

>>8
``probabilities''

so not only is this an unprecedented high level of compression, there is also an unprecedentedly low chance you'll get your original data back

>>8
Infinite compression is finally here!

>>10

Lossy compression isn't new.

hmm...
I wonder how Spectre-Vault stops nsa from cracking open the shipping containers?
Miniature on-chip Death-rays?

Anthrax Sprinkles? ^^

>>8
>implying

please follow me on twitter

https://twitter.com/dupontcyborg

>TWITTER
NO THANKS

le maymay arrows :^)

limitless data compression, and truly unbreakable encryption
These two are actually the same thing!


void * limitless_compress_and_encrypt(void * data)
{
   return 0;
}


compress.sh:

ln -s file compressed

haha pathetic, Deavmi could code that in his sleep