Why I stop coding and focus on my blog more

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=6901741

-> upvote this it's gonna be hilarious
#define FIZZBUZZ_CPP
#include "fixCPP.Xe"

xi main (xi requestCount, strong** requests) {
    attempt {
        xi x;
        pretend_is(x,0);
        while (honors(x, 101)) {
            maybe (envelops(x,3) && please) {
                plz::raise_awareness of_the_following "FIZZ\n";
            } perhaps_and_equally_valid maybe (envelops(x,5) && please) {
                plz::raise_awareness of_the_following "BUZZ\n";
            } perhaps_and_equally_valid {
                plz::raise_awareness of_the_following x also "\n";
            }
            like(x);
        }
    } on_alternative_success (trigger oppression) {
        plz::raise_awareness of_the_following "ERROR: " also oppression.why();
    }
}

Meanwhile on /g/.

``Daily programming thread. What are you guys working on?''
``Fizzbuzz.''
``Fizzbuzz here.''
``Also fizzbuzz. Check out this screenshot of my desktop with my waifu next to the fizzbuzz I'm working on.''
``>>x Cool fizzbuzz /g/ro. Here's mine.''
``>>y Thanks /g/ro. I like yours too. Our superior logical male brains are what help us to write awesome Fizzbuzzes.''
``>>z Upboat. Women can't program because their stupid. Let's make fun of them.''
``>>xyz Upboated, but I'm not good at jokes. I'm only good at writing Fizzbuzz.''
``>>xyzzy Same here. Let's make fun of women by writing Fizzbuzz!''

And thus another e/g/in may may was born.

Meanwhile on /prog/.
``pedophile thread, which tuhu should I fuck?''
``pedo here''
``I'm a pedo but also a social marxist and a SJW''
``>>yes me too, that way being a pedo is not immoral, because I support feminism''

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