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Name: Anonymous 2013-12-10 10:47

On one stormy night, the sky bright with thunder
knock knock at the door - who is that, I ponder
I dash to the gate, open it, I sunder
'tis a filthy snake, at my mat, down under!
I speak carefully, not to make a blunder:

``who be thee, thou spawn of evil?
beast from before medieval
serpent! the tempter primeval!
-- in my soul a great upheaval
``demon! how come you were tapping?
at my door so gently rapping?
limbless, cursed to move by wrapping!

The slimy beast hissed, and so before my eyes
I beheld a man - in appearance so wise
I recognised him, now without the disguise
My throat unleashing so desperate cries:

``Infidel! Once a great wizard,
now a slimy tricky lizard
stealing through the flames and blizzard
what be thy business, ex-wizard?

Thus he spake, the voice bestowed:
``son, you walk the evil road
all what I have you once shown
all what you thanks to me own
now shall within you explode
and have I so forebode:
not through Scheme does point the road
in my mind had always flowed:
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Name: Anonymous 2013-12-10 18:03

What is this devilry you speak!
What is this poison you sneak!
Begone once great wizard!
Begone in this night's blizzard!

And so I spoke
And in a flume of smoke
The wizard vanished
To hell banished

But the serpent's incantation
In my restless mind found accomodation
And all that I wrote
Was in the devli's note!

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-10 18:19

Your a little prick
I just shat your dick

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-10 20:08

>>3

Neither clever nor funny. Back to /g/.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-10 20:49

>>4
2deep4you. Back to tumblr.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-10 21:00

>>5
Back to K5 pedo.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-10 21:24

>>6
Back to alt.tasteless nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-10 21:46

>>7

Back to alt.lang.scheme, Sussman.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-10 21:53

>>3
awesome post! 10/10 would read again
please post more, Anon

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-11 15:00

>>7
* African American

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-11 21:09

>>10
>le pedophile sage

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