sup /prog/

i forgot about this place.  have any of you virgins gotten laid yet?  Is this board still all about shitty memes and trolling.  have there been any real programming threads in the 2 years i was gone? 


Do we still hate java, love c and lisp and mena haskal?


Gosh i miss you guys. So bitter and mad at each other.   So attached to your shitty memes and in jokes desperate attempt to create and cling to a culture in which you aren't a loser.  The people who don't understand and fit in are the losers. 


The sad reality is that we are all together on this chunk of rock and metal hurling through space and no amount of trolling or memes will change the fact that we are all humans and all connected in our quest to find love, happiness, and fulfillment out of life.  In the long run, being a dick catches up with you.  I should know, I have flashbacks every so often of the ways i've wronged people and it fills me with sadness.  Internet trolling is mostly harmless, but it is a symptom of a disease, and that disease is hate.  Left to grow it overwhelms you and becomes an inextricable part of your personality.


Don't let your ego overwhelm you.  Have love for your brothers and sisters, and let them love you back.  Respect one another. If we believe and work together, we can program our way to the stars and into each others hearts.

have any of you virgins gotten laid yet?
I lost my virginity in 2002. Found 8 years later.

have there been any real programming threads in the 2 years i was gone? 
A few.

Do we still hate java,
It's alright.

love c and lisp
They're alright.

and mena haskal?
Old meme.

Gosh i miss you guys. So bitter and mad at each other.   So attached to your shitty memes and in jokes desperate attempt to create and cling to a culture in which you aren't a loser.  The people who don't understand and fit in are the losers. 

The sad reality is that we are all together on this chunk of rock and metal hurling through space and no amount of trolling or memes will change the fact that we are all humans and all connected in our quest to find love, happiness, and fulfillment out of life.  In the long run, being a dick catches up with you.  I should know, I have flashbacks every so often of the ways i've wronged people and it fills me with sadness.  Internet trolling is mostly harmless, but it is a symptom of a disease, and that disease is hate.  Left to grow it overwhelms you and becomes an inextricable part of your personality.

Don't let your ego overwhelm you.  Have love for your brothers and sisters, and let them love you back.  Respect one another. If we believe and work together, we can program our way to the stars and into each others hearts.

Fuck off back to /r/programming, ``faggot''.

Hey, dude.

Do we still hate java, love c and lisp and mena haskal?
No. We now no longer care about Java, love C, hate Lisper hipsters, and whut is haskall? Dogs aren't programming languages

So bitter and mad at each other.   So attached to your shitty memes and in jokes desperate attempt to create and cling to a culture in which you aren't a loser.  The people who don't understand and fit in are the losers.
You sure you're on the right /prog/.
I visited here the same time you were and yet I don't remember anything like this. Always been pretty friendly here unless you lack a sense of humour or you're a brainless /g/tard.

You're lying about being a /prog/rider aren't you?
Either that or you're Frozen Void

>>2
I lost my virginity in 2002. Found 8 years later.
Story of my life, bro. Story of my life.

ahaha and I just shot my first sex tape. Soon released on a major pornographic website ;)

stay virgin, betafags

>>5
fags do not count

>>2
>le pedophile sage