>tfw no bitcoins

I remember that post on Hacker Jews when 1 bitcoin was worth like $0.01, some kike was giving away 1btc for free if you sent him a mail. Just because he believed in the future of electronic currency, he said. I didn't bother. I don't send emails to random potheads.

About a year later, ``friends'' started mining with their video cards. I told them that I was happy with my $35 fanless silent GPU and didn't plan to invest in better graphic hardware. I don't play video games and what I had was more than enough to display a few emacs buffers. I felt that the whole idea of high power bills, loud fans and overheat was stupid.

And so on... I have a feeling that if I don't buy bitcoins,they will reach some crazy figure very soon. One million dollars probably. And if I bite the bullet, the market will crash instantly. Because I must never win.

Yup.
The world hates you.

Same thing happens to me.  I bought 6 when they were worth 120, sold 4 at 100.  Now look.  Fuck the world dude.  Got any get rich quick scams you care to share?

>>2
That's true. But remember that I have the power to crash the market whenever I feel like it. Don't try me.

>>3
That's not the same. Everybody was telling me to buy when they were 1 cent. I was offered bitcoins and I just laughed and said no thanks. You must be very new at being a loser. Besides, if you sold only two, you still have $1200 in your wallet. If you keep them another week, that will be 2000, 3000... Here, your scam: don't sell.

>>6
Serves you right for being a douche

I used BTC-e's MT shit to short 3BTC at $220.

>>7
Check your privilege, nice guy. I didn't choose to be a douche. I was born like that.

I'm selling my car. I need money. I'm not buying any bitcoins. The only sensible investment right now is a reliable gun. Not virtual e-money. The world has gone crazy.

Cold steel. Blacksmithing. Centuries-old tradition of the finest engineering and you can feel it right here in your hand. Wow.

>>10
A gun is a good investment.  Is it registered or no?

>>10
Cold steel. Blacksmithing. Centuries-old tradition of the finest engineering and you can feel it right here in your hand. Wow.
Um, dude, try holding a brick some time. 10000+ years old tradition laughs its ass off at your silly metal toys.