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Imageboard language choice

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-15 14:30

If you were to make an imageboard script, in which language you would do it?

Web programming languages only.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-15 14:38

C++

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-15 14:43

>>2
pls

This is a serious question.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-15 16:16

Pure Gee-En-You-Wine Aitch-Tee-Em-Ell, I'll tell you hwat!

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-16 0:18

Assembly

Captcha: forceL may

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2013-11-16 1:25

Bash script.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-16 3:47

javashit, with node.js on the server side, of course

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-16 12:48

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Name: Anonymous 2013-11-22 0:00

Why are you all so mean? ;-;

I just wanted to make a plain script with tagging system

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-22 0:06

Haskell

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-22 0:08

>>10
Tell me how to program a web page with Haskell.

Listening.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-23 7:04

>>11
http://snapframework.com/

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-23 7:42

>>11
Write a Haskell program to generate the pages you need. If you can think of writing a Lisp based domain specific language using Lisp macros, you can achieve a similar thing in Haskell, except you don't need to write a DSL for Haskell when you can just use Haskell directly.

Name: Cudder !MhMRSATORI!fR8duoqGZdD/iE5 2013-11-23 9:08

PHP

And that's not a hypothetical, I've actually done it. No fucking around with frameworks or any of that bullshit, just pure purposeful code.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-23 10:12

>>15
where is the imaginary debugger you promised us?

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-23 15:04

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