Ask /prog/: looking for a job

Hi, I suppose there is no warm to ask for a job in /prog/
I need money urgently, being procrastinating for weeks and forget to pay the rent, really bad!

So, I've experience in many stuff: assemblers, C, C++, scheme/cl/racket, Perl, web shit (ie html5,css3,js, and all those fucking shitty libraries/frameworks for web apps like backbone, underscore, jade/handlebars, socketio, node, express, bootstrap, etc), dbms (postgresql, mysql, sqlite, mongo, redis), opengl, glsl, openal, opencv, opencl, sdl, gtk, qt... and also crypto (openssl, nacl, gmp)

programming since 12 (now i'm 27), i participated (and won) in some stupid contests like informatics and maths olympiads, ipsc, robocup, and also won an entrepreneurship challenge by Intel some years ago, and some reversing/CtF/wargames
been in LUGs conferences since ~2002, many demoscene parties, many international security congress (been an angel in some CCC congress)
been a TA for DSaA course a couple of years ago

now i am a ``freelancer'' internet addict, help me

progrider@hushmail.com

oh shit, i know i was going to fuck it up: >>1 s/warm/harm/
sorry, I IS terrible in englischen !

>>2
oh shit I mean I know, and I am, sorry sorry!!

>>3
oh fuck, I meant I knew!^!!

>>4
Oh fuck I!

>>5
Oh!

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   YOU HAVE BEEN CAUGHT BY THE GATOR OF DOOM! REPOST THIS 5 TIMES OR GET GATORED!!!

bootstrap is not that bad

write a text-only spreadsheet.

>>9
le pedophile sage