/prog/ - Jewish computer scientists

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-23 21:43

hal abelson
sussman
john mccarthy
von neumann
larry page
bob kahn
stallman
bruce schneier
peter Weinburger

TL;DR: almost everyone notable

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-23 22:00

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>go to the movies with gf

>going to see ''the wolverine'' like 2 months after it premiered

>theater is empty, only my gf and me

>movie sucks, starts giving me a handjob before the movie ends

>receive 5 minute handjob

>just as I'm about to cum I scream ''yeah I'm gonna cum in the popcorn!''

>proceed to cum in the popcorn

>movie finishes lights are turned on

>a grandma and her 2 children are far away in the same row looking at us like we just performed a satanic ritual

>gf rushes out of the theater to avoid shaming

>as I'm waling by I whisper ''I'm sorry'' and walk out really fast

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-24 0:00

Anal Tuning wasn't jewish. Fuck you!

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-24 3:16

>>1

WTF, somebody ban this fucker for advertising names here!

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-24 6:22

>>1
Well, Jews have 25 points higher IQ than goyim on average, what did you expect?

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-24 7:09

>>5
nope, they just have more famous intelligent people
but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt, can you provide source?

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-24 8:20

>>5
die in a fire, fat nuggets

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-24 13:07

>>5
>le homophile sage

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-25 5:46

russian genetics = math wizard

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-25 12:07

check 'em

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-25 21:24

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Name: Anonymous 2013-10-25 23:47

>>1
TOO BAD
Larry wall isn't jewish

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-26 19:28

>>11
check ''em

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-26 19:28

>>11
EXCUSE ME.
THE ``GATOR'' is BLACK!?
FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING RACIST.
WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO AHEAD AND CALL IT THE NIGGER OF DOOM, HITLER?

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-27 1:46

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Jewish computer scientists

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