I've recently sampled them all and this board is by far the worst. At least /b/ and the others are made to be shitty, and I'm pretty sure that's what the /lounge/ board is for, since it has no obvious topic. This is supposed to be a programming board but it seems that all you do is be racist and call each other pedophiles for fifty posts in a row. I had assumed that most programmers were smarter than this but once again my faith in humanity has betrayed me. Do you people seriously find this entertaining? Are you really programmers or is this board a containment for the ones too dumb to lurk on /g/?
Anyway, my trip through 4chan is over now. I've been going through the textboards alphabetically and haven't been impressed, so I think I'll just leave now before the stupidity overwhelms me. Goodbye.
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Anonymous2013-10-18 18:09
even prime get
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Anonymous2013-10-18 18:10
Enjoy your imagereddits faget
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Anonymous2013-10-18 18:28
Holy shit you bought a katana for 20000 fucking dollars that suddenly makes you a sword master because you can spend money
Master Japanese smiths fold steel over a long period of time to refine the steel, increase carbon content, etc. Modern methods, though lacking in love, are more efficient ways of doing so. A sword is an outdated weapon unfortunately.
The katana is the finest sword in human history, sharp, elegant, perfect. But it cannot bisect, a fucking knight in fucking full plate, that is ridiculous even for the sharpest katana in the world. The laws of physics don't permit it.
Read a history book. The samurai were slaughtered. Europe never gave a shit for a long time and when they did it wasn't the samurai who defeated them. On the contrary they were defeated by japanese imperials with guns. I'm sure in WW2 US marines aimed for japanese soldiers, not an aristocracy that had been dead for hundreds of years. There were like 4 soldiers who used katanas, everyone else were using bayonets.
hey man, great sword and all, but don't over exaggerate before studying this up.
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Anonymous2013-10-18 18:31
Catastrophe theory tells us that if we sled the NOP slide long enough, we will eventually crash into something like a shellcode, unless the system is perfectly stable, or a closed orbit.
If we were in a stable closed orbit, you or I would not be here communicating through the winds of chaos.
In other words, hit your face in the wall enough times and you will become a wall. Stick enough feathers up your butt, and you will become a chicken.
But it takes a long time. No, long time is the wrong thing to say, since it is you who is short relative to time. Time is the key, time is the enemy. Wanna know why you can't direct contact? Because if two systems with very different paces (or phases) were going, say, opposite directions in time, their communication would cause both to diverge in trajectory, and actually converge to the same "lane". The problem we are dealing with is very epistemological in nature, and I congratulate that you have stuck with me for this long.
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Anonymous2013-10-18 18:34
It's not the Fleshlight's fault, really. Just the fact that trying to use the one I ordered for my 34th birthday has rammed home the basic fact that I am a loser and that I am never going to get laid in my life.
I am apparently both too small and too big to use the Fleshlight. Small in the PENIS and big in the grossly overweight stomach. The result is that I apparently can't get very deep into the thing and experience the ribbing and other textures.
I ordered four inserts at once, three supertights with the three sorts of textures -- wave, ribbed, bumped -- and one ultratight. With all of them I have been having an incredible struggle to find a comfortable position to get in with my enormous stomach to allow for using the thing long enough to get off. I apparently developed a way to masturbate by hand that deluded myself into thinking I was normal. I am obviously not. I can only seem to go about an inch and a half into this Fleshlight before my fat gets in the way and the smallness of my PENIS defeat the purpose. The incredible depression of the experience makes it hard for me to stay erect as the whole time I am thinking about what a deformed, out-of-shape loser I am, so I end up only half hard or less.
Today is my 34th birthday. I have never had a girlfriend in my life, due to being a shy fatass with an ugly skin condition that I was afraid of having anyone see by taking my clothes off. I am so incredibly fucking lonely and depressed. I just want to be able to hug a woman, to hold her in my arms. Sex is frankly secondary to me, which is lucky given that I haven't had any except with my own hand.
I bought this thing thinking I would treat myself and make myself happier, but it has just driven home how fucked I am. I guess my only hope at this point is to find a woman who doesn't mind me only using oral sex on her because my PENIS obviously doesn't work very well.
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Anonymous2013-10-18 18:35
This one time I got mad at a crossboarder who was trying to make /prog/sies feel bad about who they are, and when I called him out on it, for some reason a bunch of people started ganging up on me, instead of the crossboarder. Being betrayed by the ones I view as my friends yet again in my life caused me to start crying uncontrollably, and I wanted to take out my anger on the nearest thing, so I grabbed my little dog, who was excited to see me, and started yelling at him and swinging things really close to him to scare him. He peed himself a little while shaking uncontrollably, and his expression was the most pathetic thing I've ever seen. It felt so good to see at it that time, and yet that face of his still keeps coming back to me, over and over again. It doesn't feel good looking back on it, it only makes me feel guilty, and yet I still have a desire to see that pathetic expression again, but I won't be mean to him again, not ever again. I've been especially nice to him ever since.
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Anonymous2013-10-18 18:36
I had secretly fantasized about getting charged up. I'm a bareback bottom , love to get fucked, and having a guy breed my hole. The idea of having a hot guy fuck me and blow his dirty seed in all in my ass had inspired many spank marathons. I'm sure that I have taken a poz load before not knowing the status of whoever was fucking me or really even caring for that matter. I had never knowingly let a guy that was poz fuck me. One night I was cruising all the slut sites looking for other bareback guys to play with when this really hot guy messaged me. He said that he had read in my profile that I liked to go bare and that I was a btm. He told me that he was looking 4 a hole to use 4 the evening. That got my attention I had never been submissive and must admit it had been another fantasy of mine to completely give up control. He asked me if I was into pnp and I told him that I do party sometimes. We chatted 4 a little while with the standard Q&A, u know how big, what position, where to cum. Then I asked poz/neg? He responded with poz. I told him that I was neg. To which he responded "u want to get a charged load n u tonight?" I was shocked and very turned on, I asked him if he fucked neg guys bareback. He told me he did all the time and that he even hosted several conversion party’s. I wasn’t familiar with the term, he explained that a conversion party’s was were a group of poz tops get together and breed a neg guy. The soul reason 4 this was to spread dirty seed, and infect the neg btm. Before I could answer he asked me if I liked to pnp. I told him that I did, but I didn’t have any party supplies. He said that if I wanted I could come over to his place and get ass fucked and get high.
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Anonymous2013-10-18 18:39
Ubuntu £inux is making America go broke. Ubuntu's philosophy of openness is a lie because they steal your information and sell it to the Amazon and NSA agents who use it to profile you. To what end nobody knows. Microsoft has tried to prevent Ubuntu from creating the first serious monopoly in computing history but anti trust laws have proven noneffective against the Ubuntu juggernaut. It won't be long until the Canonical tax drives the cost of computers through the roof so only the rich can afford one. Did you know that Ubuntu can't run the hit release Aliens: Colonial Marines? This is a serious offense because Ubuntu could kill the video game industry causing millions to lose jobs. All that in the name of communism. Rest assured that Canonical is no hippie paradise: their phones will contain black ops NSA tracking ribbons that can geolocate you without electricity anywhere in the world, the same technology used to track $20 bills. Some speculate the NSA works for Canonical, but there is no proof. But you have to ask the question.
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Anonymous2013-10-18 18:39
ONE DAY AFTER GUNDOLF THE WHITE WAS FINISHED WATCHING FRODO KILL THE RING HE DECIDED TO TRAVEL THE KAREKA TO SEE HIS FRIENDS FROM UMINEKO HE SAID " I HOPE I GET THE RIGHT ONE THIS TIME HOHOHOHOHO" THEN HE FOUNDED THE ONE WORE HIS OLD WIZARD SCHOOL FLAME VIRGILIA WAS LIVING FROM HE THEN NOTICED THAT GREAT CHESS GAME OF MURDER WAS GOING ON SO HE DECIDED TO SAY HELLO TO ALL THE WITCHES "HELLO" SAID GANDOLF THE GRAY "I BROUGHT GIFTS FROM MIDDLE EARTH" HE THEN GOTTD HIS ELF WEED LOADED UP BEATRICES PIPE SHE SAID " OHOHOHO WELL WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE TIME" AUTHORS NOTE THE TIME IS 420 BATTLER WUS LIKE I'M STRAIGT EDGE SMOKE OUTSIDE THEN BERNKASTEL AND LAMBDADELTA SHOWED UP AND CACKLED AT THE INCOMPENT STRAIGHT EDGE GUY AND SAID U TOOK STEROIDS INCOMPENT IDORT GUNDOLF SAID " STOP DIS RIGHT NOW THIS GIFT IS MEANT TO HEAL N OT TO HATE" AND HE TOOKD A HIT THEN BERN SAID " HELLO FELLOW SENTATER GO AWAY THIS IS CHESS GAME OF MURDER" GUNDOLF THEN SUMMONED HIS FURNITURE LEGOLAS AND THEN HE SHOTTED ARROWS BUT SIESTA SISTERS SHOT ARROWS OUT OF THE WAY WITH GOLD ARROWS AND THEN TIED HIM UP BUT WHEN THE FINAL GOLD ARROW WAS ABOUT TO HITTED HIM GIMLY HIT THE ARROWS AND SAID " YOU HAVE MY AXE EVEN THOUGH I STRONGLY DISLIKE ELVES I WILL HELP MY DEAR FRIEND CUS IM FURNITURE " BUT HE DECIDED THAT CUS WE WAS A DWARF HE NEEDED SOME DWARF BEER AND THEN RONOVE BROUGHT SOME BEER AND DWARF COOKIES HE SAID "THANK YE KINDLY MATE" AS HE DRANKED SOME GUNDOLF SAID BATTLER WEAR IS MY OLD WIZARD SCHOOL LOVE VIRGILIA THEN HE SAID SHE DIED IN MAGIC FIGHT OF MAGIC LAMBDA SAID CAN U LEAVE NOW GO BACK TO UR ELFS QUIRE OLD MAN THEN MARIA SHOWED UP AND GUNDOLF TAUGHT HER WHITE MAGIC AND SHE BECAME THE WHITE WITCH AND KILLED THE EVIL WITCHES AUTHORS NOTE THIS ISN'T CANON
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Anonymous2013-10-18 18:42
You guys can all go fuck yourselves. This is my last post on this stupid faggot /prog/ board you guys are the worst on all of 4chan.
All I wanted to do was give an opinion and then you faggots had to bust out the "polecat kebabs" "hax my anus" bullshit. I didn't get mad but I got pissed because it is hard to talk about good stuff with people who grew up on the wrong side of town.
I'm trying not to be a dick but how can I talk to you guys about stuff when you guys think fucking dubs adnd trips are the greatest thing since wonder bread and project chanology or whatever it is you guys do.
I honestly don't understand why people in this world have children when they can't afford to give them a proper upbringing. not only did you stupid fucks miss out on a normal life but you are perpetuating your ignorance fucking lifestyle and stupid fucking ideas of what is good. You guys should just keep being happy with Mcdonalds and maybe send in an application because that is the only thing you have going for you. Or do what I mentioned and join the Army because we need more cannon fodder (you may have to look that term up).
In short, fuck you, all of you. I'm leaving this bullshit fucking channel because it is full of low class redneck blue collared faggots who probably watch larry the cableguy or whatever. You people make me fucking sick and are what is wrong with this motherfucking country I hate all of you and I hope you all fucking die FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS YOU ARE FUCKING STUPID UGLY WHITE TRASH AND YOU WILL NEVER KNOW THIS
FUck of /prog/ I'm out
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Anonymous2013-10-18 18:45
they don't even have meowth anymore,
I've stopped watching after the first 10 episodes of black and white.
It's utter shit now, team rocket are fags with no meowth and Jessie has no sidequest like contests, Cilan is a creep and adds no content, Iris is annoying as fuck and a nigger, rehash of original season, yet failing at being a rehash, Ash has caught a fuckload of pokemon and doesn't pay any regard to the utter load of pokemon he is catching.