Attention All NEETS

hello neets of /prog/
I'm hiring volunteers/interns for my venture company who want to escape the NEET life.

I was tired of seeing neets get bullied on 4chan and told to get work. So I wanted to give them a one in a lifetime chance.
For this job there are no scary interviews, no meeting people, and you can do it from home. Autism is welcome, in fact we have a few people working who have real autism and other disabilities. This experience can be put on a resume and we can act as a reference for future jobs.

The work will be EASY and mostly be related to programming, and some artwork if you can do it.
Feel free to quit anytime if you don't like it.

Theres a chance you might get payed or get hired if we like your work. Theres one catch though you need to be NEET, be dependent (live with ur mom or dad etc) and mostly stay at home and don't mind being contacted through im or email. Have at least one decent skill, programming, singing, drawing..anything.

So email me with a resume (it can be a shitty one, just describe how you ended up as a neet and that one decent skill you have). Attach source code or links to project you've been working on. THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO SHINE, make your parents proud, and escape the neet life.

alright, what's your email?

lel forgot to type in the email: chezaroo@anypony.com

wow well wow i'm very exited >>1-san, please tell me more, i'm totally interested, i was waiting for things for ages!

If it requires working with anything pony related, die.

Real Men Watch Chinese cartoons.

Oh sweet, it'll be just like when the NEETs got together in that one anime. I don't remember what it was called (edit: it was Heaven's Memopad), but it came out right after Gosick and also had a loli detective. This one's name was Alice and she had a bunch of NEETs (and a Yakuza boss) worshiping her and they solved crimes and shit for money. They hung out in a Ramen shop and racked up huge bills that would never get repaid, while the loli used the social network to spy on people and find shit. Once she is shown to be trading Forex, a true mark of desperation. Strangely, her computers are all running Windows Vista (in the actual scenes) or OSX (in the dividers that show before and after a commercial break).

There was also this other one, Eden of the East where the NEETs made this social site that ran on Japanese phones where NEETs would answer questions for normals and stuff. Then they had to use their StarCraft skills to help the military shoot down missiles. A good use of Japanese hikkikomori talent if I do say so myself. That anime was kinda shitty though (mostly because of the retarded ending), and the token loli was a cunt and was like 20+ anyway.

And of course, when talking about anime NEETs, one can never omit Welcome to the N.H.K.. Sato get's taken in by lots of scams and hatches lots of hare-brained (or is it hair-brained?) schemes for making money, like selling game equipment for money. With those planning skills, he should stop being a NEET and start writing business proposals to American tech venture capitalists! The only loli in this anime is an animated one, Pupurin or something, that Sato's faggot friend faps too. But, although it wasn't in the anime, in the novel, Sato does get heavily into child pornography and briefly decides to get it over with and starts stalking children in public with a camera. Luckily, Misaka stops him and he finally accepts her help.

Speaking of Japanese novels, I've also read Battle Royale. It has no NEETs, or lolies, but it does have computer hackers. At the very beginning (or was it not the beginning, it's been a while), we are shown an intrusion attempt on the fascist government's computer network. Later on, there is yet another hacker introduced, one of the students on the island, who learned how to hack from his uncle to get access to the real internet. He manages to hack into their computer system (from on the island) and plans to send a car bomb to take out the school where the evil soldiers are. Sadly, the sociopath guy who got a clothes hanger through his head as a fetus shows up and ruins that plan. Near the end it is revealed that the original hacker was the guy who won the battle royale the year before, and he had stolen plans for the explosive collars that everyone was forced to wear, and was able to hack those too. The book is definitely more entertaining than the movie and wasn't nearly as over the top.

Another Japanese movie that I watched was X-GAME. The premise is simple. A group of people, locked in a room, who have to torture each other until the director is happy. It turns out to have a much more pragmatic purpose though, as all the players are bullies, former or otherwise. It would be a great service to you to know that bullying in Japanese culture is slightly different than in the west. They apparently make their victims choose what is to be done to them, then taunt them with the knowledge that it was what they asked for. This is reflected in the sadistic X-games that they play. The games end when the final victim, designed to be the lead bully, chooses by his or her own free will to commit suicide. But be warned: this is not a story where the protagonist is permitted a happy ending. It is quite clear that the writers and directors were victims of bullying themselves. Despite that, I cannot help but feel that the ending was tacked on as an after-thought. It tries to explain the greater setting and falls on it's face doing so. If I had to compare it, it would be like the Hollywood movie Lord of War's ending, which not only had a surprise plot twist, but a surprise moral as well. Luckily, not even the Japanese can be worse actors than Nicolas Cage.

But I've gotten off topic here.

>>6
Do I really need to tell you that you need to kill yourself?

Fuck you, retard.
Why don't you tell me what the fuck the project is first?
Is it a pony game? I'd be more willing to help if I had a clue what it was. Fucking moron.

I'm not a NEET. I go to college and have a part-time job. But I still feel like I can relate to NEETs well because I'm a social outcast. Having a job or going to university doesn't magically make you a social butterfly. I'm still a loser.

>>8
and this is why you can never get a job

>>9
>having a job
>going to college
>social outcast
wut
being able to go to college and have a job is pretty social

>>10
Get fucked nigger. OP addressed potential help rudely, this is why he will never get help.

>>9
I went to college. After I graduated I went back to my mom's and stayed there till I turned 32.

I think I'll pass.

>>14
Maybe with some makeup.

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OP business model is probably selling some sort of MLP-related programmable sex dolls to euphoric audience. Since the market is currently untapped it might succeed(if he doesn't get sued to hell by copyright owners). You will be programming pony personalities, drawing pony mockups and testdriving the dolls.Am i right?

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