>>63
I'm going to ignore how utterly retarded the logic behind that motive is and just give you what you want.
You got me! It was me! I've been spamming
/prog/ for years! After moot ruined my great site, Anontalk, I formed my dastardly plan to take over the internet by spamming a part of 4chan that he never took notice of: the textboards. I flood the programming board for days with picture of cute children that I masturbated too, then set up a site to be a refuge for everyone. Everything was going according to plan.
But then I just couldn't stop. I just
HAD to have more users. What I had just wasn't enough. I needed to bring in the ones who had replaced the users I stole. I continued my spamming. But one person, a brilliant and probably quite handsome anon, caught on. I tried to fool him by tricking him in believing that he was stupid, but he was immune to my poorly thought out arguments.
My very small, very limited brain simply could not outsmart his incredibly large penis. It was then that I knew that I had to confess. I told him everything. I revealed to him that I was, in fact, Kimmo Alms, and that I began spamming to get revenge on moot by ruining a board he didn't care about. I told him of how I started progriders.org and populated it by spamming the original with text child porn. I told the sad story of how he outsmarted me. Finally, I told him of how I told him my confession.
All I can do now, as a shell of my former sell, is sit here in self pity, knowing that now that I am revealed, I can no longer advertise my precious site. I'll have to shut it down and sell the analytics to Google. In my last moments of freedom, I will do what I have always done: masturbate. When justice is finally served, I can only hope that God takes mercy upon my soul.