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progrider is in a coma

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-04 17:23

Even I have a limit where I won't take this fucking bullshit from you any longer. You've come very close to that lately. If you have any interest in saving progrider, start spreading the word massively to at least hundreds of new people each, every single day, from now on. Take this seriously.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-05 7:52

>>30
The >le pedophile sage guy
There's multiple people doing that. Well, at least one other, because I've only done maybe 10% of them.

Why? Because I can. This is the shitpost board now that everyone fun is gone and it's just a bunch of idiots who want daily programming threads, python tutorials, and other ``technology'' shit. It's only possible to have fun by shitposting now that there is absolutely no one is any more interesting that someone I could find on Slashdot or StackOverflow. So I'm not going to stop. Get used to it.

>>34
No, I'm from /g/. I can post my desktop if you'd like :D.

>>40
Why are you still feeding me this dumb excuse? You can post with a proxy through Tor. Blocking Tor shouldn't be a significant deterrent to the spammer.
Too much effort to hunt down a working proxy just to make a few posts a day. Plus, that guy is a cunt anyway who locks threads and deletes any criticism about his abuse of the ``delete all posts'' button. Fuck that, at least FrozenVoid didn't think he's hot shit above reproach just because he figured out how to sign up for a forum.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-05 8:00

`Intergalactic Planets are Free!'

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-05 8:00

>>33
nice dubs bro

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-05 8:11

>>41
The process can be scripted. It doesn't take a long time to find a working proxy. Plus, if you only make a few posts a day, there's less effort to expend. Are you saying the spammer is too stupid to scrape and test proxies? Or too lazy to do it, despite all the effort he put into spamming /prog/ with his university's network?

I'm only humoring you with the last part, everyone knows you pulled that story out of your ass.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-05 8:14

>>44
Why are you still on about the spammer? No one cares about the spammer. The subject has been changed, several times. Get off it.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-05 8:52

progrider admin is not really that bad, guys. He paid for dedicated hosting just so you can have a alternative to /prog/. He merely made one single mistake by deleting posts from a public Tor node.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-05 8:58

>>46
He also spammed this place nonstop.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-05 8:59

>>41
Spamming fag, I wish I was a mod so I could personally delete and ban you.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-05 9:06

>>46
No, he sucks. I hope he catches a cold.

>>47
No, he didn't. You'd know that if you weren't a stupid /g/ro with the deduction skills of a /b/tard. /prog/ has been spammed hundreds of times over the past few years by many different people. The incident that brought on the CAPTCHA was caused by no less than three different people. One sagebombing stupid crap (probably YOUR threads), one stupidly flooding with random data despite warnings to use math articles, and one flooding with SJIS art.

>>48
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Name: Anonymous 2013-10-05 9:07

>>47-48
But he had good intentions. He did it to scare off le /g/rewskis. Don't you see how much he cares about you?

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-05 9:12

I don't want to go to progrider if it has spam like these threads.
http://progrider.org/prog/read/1380141999
http://progrider.org/prog/read/1380683629
http://progrider.org/prog/read/1379924024


If I wanted to visit a spam filled place, I'd rather visit a place with a report button where the mods remove the spam.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-05 9:15

>>51
Then go back to /g/.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-05 9:16

>>51
I don't think you know what the word `spam' means. It does not mean ``anything that you don't want to see''.
Also,
>le pedophile sage

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-05 9:17

>>52
I have never left /g/ and will never leave this my beloved /g/ board at dis.4chan.org

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-05 9:18

dubs

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-05 9:18

>>53
Spam means anything that doesn't promote programming but promotes other things.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-05 9:20

>>56
No.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-05 9:23

>>49
No one is contesting the fact there have been multiple spammers throughout the years. However, you are responsible for the recent spam fest. It's clear to anyone who isn't retarded like you. You want us to believe you weren't the one spamming SJIS art? You must be running out of ideas for contrived stories.

I hope he catches a cold.
Ouch, now that's a zesty zinger!

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-05 9:33

i'll start spreading the word on the amateur game dev threads from /v/

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-05 9:35

>>58
\-_-\
This is so tiresome. I've told you I have, and I've told you I haven't. You don't seem satisfied either way. You just want to go `Ah ha!' and be praised for your expert detective work. You're pitiful. What are you trying to prove here? You're obsessed with the idea that someone is a spammer. Let me try to make it clear, hopefully for the last time: I DO NOT CARE. NO ONE CARES. NO ONE EVER CARED. YOU ARE NOT GOING TO FIND JUSTICE HERE, HOWEVER YOU ARE EXPECTING THAT TO COME ABOUT. IF I WAS THE SPAMMER, IF I WAS NOT THE SPAMMER, IF THE SPAMMER WERE MY BOYFRIEND, YOU WILL NEVER KNOW THE TRUTH. EVEN IF YOU DID, YOU COULDN'T DO ANYTHING TO THE CULPRIT. So please, stop with this ``contrived story'' nonsense. I have nothing to prove to you and really don't care what you think. If you want to think that I'm the spammer, that's great. I'll soon fade away into anonymity again and there's nothing you can do. You can then try to chase me and end up making a fool out of yourself by randomly accusing any of the dozens of people that post here. Have fun~!

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-05 9:37

>>60
please don't bully us with spam!

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-05 9:41

>>61
But I like bullying you. It's the only time that I truly feel alive. You don't want me to feel sad, do you?

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-05 9:44

>>60
Of course you would try to give the impression that no one cares, so other people play along and you can fade into obscurity, and possibly continue advertising your site here. That's not going to work. Why do you try so hard? Stop playing games and admit it already, I know you want to.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-05 9:49

What if the progrider admin stops paying for the hosting? Is it archived anywhere?

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-05 9:53

Quit posting so fast.
Shitposting is as bad as spamming.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-05 9:54

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Name: Anonymous 2013-10-05 9:55

>>63
I'm going to ignore how utterly retarded the logic behind that motive is and just give you what you want.

You got me! It was me! I've been spamming /prog/ for years! After moot ruined my great site, Anontalk, I formed my dastardly plan to take over the internet by spamming a part of 4chan that he never took notice of: the textboards. I flood the programming board for days with picture of cute children that I masturbated too, then set up a site to be a refuge for everyone. Everything was going according to plan.

But then I just couldn't stop. I just HAD to have more users. What I had just wasn't enough. I needed to bring in the ones who had replaced the users I stole. I continued my spamming. But one person, a brilliant and probably quite handsome anon, caught on. I tried to fool him by tricking him in believing that he was stupid, but he was immune to my poorly thought out arguments.

My very small, very limited brain simply could not outsmart his incredibly large penis. It was then that I knew that I had to confess. I told him everything. I revealed to him that I was, in fact, Kimmo Alms, and that I began spamming to get revenge on moot by ruining a board he didn't care about. I told him of how I started progriders.org and populated it by spamming the original with text child porn. I told the sad story of how he outsmarted me. Finally, I told him of how I told him my confession.

All I can do now, as a shell of my former sell, is sit here in self pity, knowing that now that I am revealed, I can no longer advertise my precious site. I'll have to shut it down and sell the analytics to Google. In my last moments of freedom, I will do what I have always done: masturbate. When justice is finally served, I can only hope that God takes mercy upon my soul.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-05 9:55

Oh great, the ASCII spammer is here.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-05 10:01

>>67
Good one.

So I assume you're going to continue denying it for the rest of eternity. That's fine. I'll make sure to bring up your spamming every time progrider is mentioned.

I'm looking forward to the next retarded story you come up with.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-05 10:08

>>69
K. I've given you something to do by posting it in every thread on the front page. Additionally, I'm going to hide in in five dead threads using sage. Are you skilled enough to find them? Good luck!

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-05 10:13

>>70
Calm down and go take a nap. I don't really care about progrider, but I find it annoying how you persistently deny being its owner.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-05 10:13

Alright, I've hidden my ``progriders'' in five dead threads. The first on should be fairly obvious. When you find them, you must bump them, or link to them here. That is a condition of you're victory because I'm not about to monitor those for all time just because you don't know how to scrape the board.

I wish you luck in the hunt~!

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-05 10:15

>>71
Have you considered that I might be telling the truth? I'm not of course. I'm a liar. I lie. It's what I do.

Anyway, you had better find those fucking threads, because I went through a lot of trouble to hide them. If you don't even try after you promised to post whenever I mentioned it, then you're a lazy buzzkill.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-05 10:17

You're fucking pathetic.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-05 10:19

>>74
Who? Me? Why do you consistently crush my dreams and bully me when I just want to be friends? I was getting better results when I was fallowing you around posting cute art right after the CAPTCHA was implemented. This is so sad. Why don't I have any e-friends?

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-05 10:20

I'm from the imageboard fuckface, not even the other guy.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-05 10:22

>>76
Well will you be my friend since he's out hunting for my cleverly hidden threads? I've got dubs, so you can tell I'm pretty cool. I can do you're homework for you and pretend to be a girl on IRC.

Name: sage 2013-10-05 10:22

>>77
sage

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-05 10:26

>>73
Have you considered that I might be telling the truth?
You made it too obvious.

If you admit it here seriously, I'll stop bugging you. You don't have to do it now, you can wait until everyone but us has forgotten about this thread.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-05 10:30

>>79
Jesus Christ I've told you it was me twenty fucking times already? What do you want me to do, give you SSH access?

You don't have to do it now, you can wait until everyone but us has forgotten about this thread.
LEL, how much dignity do you think I have?

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