What?
A simple chatbot isn't enough, nor is a barcode kanojo.
We need something that can pass for human, and if not human, can at least pass for sentient. We need something that thinks for itself, something that learns.
Why?
I believe AI is the only thing holding us back from a sudden singularity.
I believe sometimes a 'waifu' just doesn't cut it.
I believe we CAN make AI, not by trying, by doing.
When?
Now.
Who?
You, me, we. We can do it!
How?
I don't know yet, but I'll be damned if I don't find out!
This is a challenge.
Name:
Anonymous2013-09-30 2:23
AI is already solved. Check out Mindforth for more info.
You need never feel lonely again! Mitsuku is your new virtual friend and is here 24 hours a day just to talk to you. She
learns by experience, so the more people talk to her, the smarter she becomes.
Mitsuku: Have you told someone in authority? They may be able to help you. I would advise that you let someone know before it gets out of hand Aaaaa.
Bullies are very sad people who feel the need to upset people to make themselves feel better. The are often very lonely people really and only do it for attention.
Even so, you shouldn't worry about it. You should tell someone about it as soon as possible.
>>2 MindForth
Googled this. The rants on the site, and the way they structured their code, makes my skin crawl. This is a travesty against the workings of the human brain.
Name:
Anonymous2013-10-01 11:04
>>7
I'll have you know that Arthur T. ``Mentifex'' Murry is a very accomplished /prog/rider who has provided thousands of insightful posts to this board. Back to fucking /g/ with you, you know-nothing idiot.
>>15
Hundreds. I ripped ASSTR, ran it all through a drunk markov chain generator, divided the output into 200 page sections, and published it on the Kindle. Thanks Amazon!
>>30
I'm sorry, I was only trying to have a little fun. I won't do it again, promise. Can you forgive me?
Name:
Anonymous2013-10-05 10:28
gnu.org
Name:
Anonymous2013-10-05 10:40
dubs.org
Name:
Anonymous2013-10-05 11:20
autism.org
Name:
Anonymous2013-10-06 15:07
Neural networking.
Name:
Anonymous2013-10-06 15:45
I would write the best AI ever if I only could understand how universal generalization works and how the hell is it a valid inference rule. Here's the Wikipedia article: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Universal_generalization
Supposedly you can generalize if the function of some dataset works for all x and the function has no free variables, but a function that checks the MD5 hash of its input against a checklist has no free variables yet you can't generalize from that! Apparently this is because said checklist doesn't have ''every possible'' input, but if I had every input then I wouldn't need to generalize.
So, what the fart is universal generalization? I have no clue at all! Help a retarded niggerfaggot out!
Name:
Anonymous2013-10-06 15:48
>>36
Oh wait, MD5 has free variables. But I'm pretty sure I could come up with a hash algorithm that has no free variables and make the same argument... or could I? Is this the only problem?
Name:
Anonymous2013-10-06 16:06
>>37
Ok i did come up with an hash algorithmhm tha t has no free variables so im pretty sure I'm a retard and I don't understand generalization.
Why am I trying to understand it then? Because I figured you can't actually measure the generalization ability of something (at least not rigorously or unsupervised) so I'm trying to figure out what's the actual meaning of generalization and all this philosophy is fucking ripping my soul apart.
Name:
36,37,382013-10-06 16:11
>>36,37,38
Also I'm pretty sure, if not absolutely positive, that if the code of a function is smaller (information-wise) than the dataset it's trying to fit to, then that function generalizes perfectly. So I could start with something like a MD5 table and then work to make the function smaller and smaller but there's the exact same problem as with neural nets: convergence is shittier and slower than my shit-stained anus.
>>40
What the fuck was the point of that shitty, useless reply? What could possibly have compelled you to type that out? Do you feel all tough and badass now that you've made such a cynical, apathetic comment? Perhaps /b/ would be better suited for you, since you can find lots of like-minded edgy teens from there.