When you die, you will not be going to Gensokyo or any other place. Your consciousness will be gone, and all those hours you have spent daydreaming about your favorite Touhou character and posting terrible threads on /prog/ will be for naught. If somebody does happen to remember who you were, they will remember you as nothing more than a leech who did not do anything productive with his live, both in the real world and on the Internet.
The worst part about it is not the fact that you did not accomplish anything, nor is it the fact that you didn't even try.
It's that whenever somebody did try, you stopped them.
NO! YOU ARE WRONG AND I'LL PROVE YOU WRONG!
Goodbye, /prog/.
I'll send you a postcard when I get there.
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Anonymous2013-09-28 7:15
Actually there is fair chance you end up in your favorite fictional setting on the astral plane if you believe it enough(playing Touhou however isn't enough,a detailed mental world and religion-level conviction is required).
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Anonymous2013-09-28 15:31
No one actually dies. They're perception of time slows exponentially, so that for every second in the that they perceive world, only 1, [sup]1/[sub]2, [sup]1/[sub]4, [sup]1/[sub]5, [sup]1/[sub]16, ... of a second actually passes. For a person well trained in their religion, they can actually live out their afterlife within an infinite amount of time.
>>5,6
I'm afraid death and dying will be very disappointing to you if that's what you expect.
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Anonymous2013-09-28 16:43
>le pedophile sage
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Anonymous2013-10-11 14:55
the good ol days................................................................................................................................................................
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Anonymous2013-10-11 15:47
I'll be getting my 72 virgins when I die. I shall defile one every week, each day becoming more extreme.
life is meaningless, then you die rant about people not doing anything constructive with their lives
You know that the "there is no god" thing applies to you too? Just as we don't get our loli, neither do you get any reward for your hard work. Your villa and yacht which you are constantly afraid someone will steal, your career you hate and your wife you don't love will all disappear just as meaninglessly as my shitposts on /prog/.
>>13
Yes, but all the people I kill with the buggy code I consulted on for 250$/h will remain dead. The lives I destroy will show their effect for generations to come. The ENTERPRISE Sepples I leave in my wake will drive programmers to suicide for years to come. My misery is forever. Yours is transient. I will perpetuate my existence even from beyond the grave. The only thing you'll have done is supported the dakimakura industry. Congratulations.