Why Python is shit

>__ha_ha_i_am_defining_le_internal_method__
>print keyword as opposed to function
>assignments aren't expressions
>"x = y = z" is actually a special case to the interpreter
>"if x is not None" is another special case, you'd expect "if not x is None"
>expressions in default statements are evaluated at define time instead of call time
>castrated lambdas that are basically return statements without the return
>no fucking switch/case
>abbreviated shit everywhere
>shit like copy.copy, dis.dis, etc. Gotta namespace everything right?
>absolute bullshit http, email, time standard libraries
>no regular expression literals
>have to use shitty literal port of C's re library pretty much unaltered
>half-assed tacked-on OOP
>old style vs. new style classes
>multiple inheritance
>extremely inconsistent regarding what is a method and what is a function
>list slicing
>that horrible fragmented package management
>triple quoted strings, I mean what the fuck?
>immutable strings
>u"string"
>'string'.join(array)
>significant whitespace that doesn't really enforce any kind of coding style like python people claim
>hurrr u cant do dat its not pytonic
>__did_you_really_think_this_would_look_like_anything_but_an_ugly_fucking_hack__

SAGE GOES IN ALL FIELDS

Sounds like you'd prefer Ruby then?

Sounds like I'd prefer skipping over near-unreadable OPs then.

>>4
It takes time to become accustomed to meme text.

Warning: once you go green, you may never go back.

>>5
Greentext is the superior form of communication. It can convey in one or two lines what would take several paragraphs in normal prose. It's also faster to write and easier to parse for the human mind once you get used it. Try it for a few weeks and see for yourself.

camel_case_is_a_lot_readable

than

whereTheFuckDoesOneWordStartAndOneEnd

Jesus. All that black text.

Sounds like I'd prefer skipping over near-unreadable OPs.

wow, how much of an autist do you have to be to complain about underscores?

wow, how much of an autist do you have to be to get dubz

install gentoo