Sublime is better than vim/emacs

Give me just one good reason why I should switch to using archaic shit like vim and I will uninstall sublime and never touch it again.

I'll start by telling you why I use sublime. Also you can't tell me to install additional `plugins' for vim.

- cursor control. Yes, it's useful and at times faster than using a keyboard. If you don't think so you're like one of those fags who owns a DAS keyboard with no key markings.

- it's got a file tree browser with collapsible directories.

- it has syntax highlighting and makes reading code easier

- key bindings i.e. it can do everything that vim can do

- multiple cursor (you jelly?)

Enough for now. Protip: with a little reverse engineering (all you have to do is change 10 bytes in a hex editor) sublime can be yours for free.

[AUTISM INTENSIFIES]
 "vig"(Vi Graphics):a graphics editor with vim command interface.
imagine all productivity gains(also graphical macros and "insert template") you would get by switching from GIMP and curing RSI of thousands of artists.
[AUTISM INTENSIFIES]
also what about editing sounds "vis"(Vi Sound): a sound editor with vim command interface.
remix music with 3 keystrokes, which would take 20 mouse clicks and 10 inputs. switch between audio modes. Replay segments.
>MAXIMUM AUTISM
and finally "vik"(Vi Keyboard Interface) a software which takes over the mouse completely, moving the cursor to specific location(up/down/left/right/to default button/close button/etc),dragging to location and clicking(double/single/triple/left/right).Of course it will disable itself if it knows the current app is vi-complete.