water proof laptop

i need a good laptop for use in the bathroom. i spend a lot of time on the toilet and in the bathtub

This is not a gadget forum.
Please kill yourself

>>2
Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,

Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.

>>2
rude.

A bathroom is like a prison cell. Quiet. Lonely. Relaxing. Free from the stresses of the outside world. Taking a shit can feel amazing. Every shit taken feels like another dreamy dream--another reverie to lose oneself in. No can tell you where to go or what to do (except a janitor). Sit there for over an hour after a shit has been taken. Then wipe your ass and find all the fecal matter to have dried-up, a testament to the tranquility and perfection of the toilet-seat. The bathroom is a wonderful place.

This is the report button. Use it everywhere, especially on the toilel.
https://dis.4chan.org/report/prog/1379802378/f

>>6
I don't see any button.