If programming languages were smells

Python - The smell of ferrous blood, gasoline, and asphalt that lingers in the air right after a fatal car wreck.

Ruby - The smell of a the hobo who sits next to you on the bus and drinks cheap liquor out of a paper sack.

Haskell - The smell of a dead dog left on the side of the road.

Scheme - Freshly baked bread with butter thickly applied along the crust and strawberry jaw spread across the top.

Sepples - A portable toilet at a crowded event in mid-July.

C - Soda left out over night that went flat.

Java - Burning plastic on an electric stove top.

Common Lisp - Carbon monoxide.

Symta - Vespene gas.

Perl - A filthy, sweaty, spitting, piss-covered camel.

Javascript - A fat slob slut's panties.

thanks for making this thread. I swear I would have made it eventually, sorry.

Soda has a smell now?

Brainfuck - Fresh biscuits out of the oven.

Malbolge - Wild roses in the field.

Javascript - A fat slob slut's panties.
That is fucking hot.

Lisp - smell of a universal chemical kit with reagents included.

>>6
*with all reagents included

Unix/C/C++ - smell of dinosaur coprolites.

>>6
*a self-made universal chemical kit that fails to meet the safety and quality standards of factory ones

>>9
at least it can produce any required smell.

dubs

Batch files - toothpaste

>>1
I'm pretty sure that carbon monoxide is odorless.

>>13
Go test that theory. Be sure to use a lot invade its just really faint.