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If programming languages were smells

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-08 0:48

Python - The smell of ferrous blood, gasoline, and asphalt that lingers in the air right after a fatal car wreck.

Ruby - The smell of a the hobo who sits next to you on the bus and drinks cheap liquor out of a paper sack.

Haskell - The smell of a dead dog left on the side of the road.

Scheme - Freshly baked bread with butter thickly applied along the crust and strawberry jaw spread across the top.

Sepples - A portable toilet at a crowded event in mid-July.

C - Soda left out over night that went flat.

Java - Burning plastic on an electric stove top.

Common Lisp - Carbon monoxide.

Symta - Vespene gas.

Perl - A filthy, sweaty, spitting, piss-covered camel.

Javascript - A fat slob slut's panties.

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-08 4:48

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*a self-made universal chemical kit that fails to meet the safety and quality standards of factory ones

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