Stop arguing -- just use Python

Both Ruby and Scala are shit. The language you should all be using is called Python.

- Strongly typed unlike babby's perl
- Object-oriented, functional language
- Uses the JVM, so you can still do enterprise programming without using Java. And it's faster than Java, Ruby or Perl virtual machines, of course.
- Scalable and reliable, used by very big systems and companies like Google, Amazon or SAP. Knowing Python = well paid jobs.

So what's your excuse, /prog/?

red pill me on red pills

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Red pills are when a crazy person espouses their schizophrenic delusions

python doesn't use the JVM

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jython does

Red pill me on the JVM.

Scala is superior, as explained here: http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1378578051/1

using whitespace for flow control
Stopped reading right there.

Flow control is what braces are for, whitespace is for making code human-readable (as opposed to write-only).
That's my OCD. Can't argue with OCDs. (Well you can _try_, you just won't _get_ anywhere)