The Haskell deception

>hear haskell is what all the rain man types and expert hackers use
>download ``learn you a haskell'', check a few forums/IRC channels
>mfw almost none of these homos know category theory
>mfw they all learned monads through shitty web tutorials written by other dumb homos
>they sit around all day circlejerking, writing epik IRC bots and optimized fizzbuzz programs
>mfw they're nothing like /prog/ described

Try achieving Satori, /g/ro! xDDD

LMAOO FRENCHIE'S AT IT AGAIN NOW SPAMMING HIS 2HUS

>>3
What?

>>3
Have you started appreciating them yet? I attempted to appreciate your breast ASCII, but fell a little short. I'll try again tomorrow.
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>>3
I'm not the one posting the SJIS drawings, I'm not French, and I'm kind of happy someone saved my posts.

Learn Python instead.

>MFW

category theory? you mean there is a theory to categorizing things?