My boss (medical place) is a fucking lose geek who has probably never been laid, but his birthday is coming up. Post ending in 67 and that isn't totally retarded decides what I get him.
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Anonymous2013-09-06 4:50
Post numbers are different here, I forgot. Just post ideas then. Keep in mind that this guy makes his own wind generators in his spare time.
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Anonymous2013-09-06 5:35
Of course the best gift is to get him laid but he probably doesn't want to lose his virginity with a prostitute.
Here's the plan. Find an escort girl who does the girlfriend experience (look for escort/GFE in Craigslist in your town). Ask her not to dress like a slut but like a nerd. Introduce her as one of your friend. Her duty will be to show an extreme interest in wind generators: he'll be happy to show her.
He's in for a quick shag outside by the back wall. Of course you will never tell him the truth, so you will have to live with him not knowing you gave him the best present ever.
Backstory: she can't see him again because she is happily married, that was just a sudden irrepressible attraction and nevermore (so you don't break his heart).
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Anonymous2013-09-06 12:21
Dildo
67
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Anonymous2013-09-06 17:02
>>1-2
Holy fuck, lurk a little. You don't get to know a board in the first two seconds of reading it.
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Anonymous2013-09-06 17:04
>>5
Fuck off to whereever the rest of you autistic assholes went.
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Anonymous2013-09-06 17:12
/polecat kebabs/
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Anonymous2013-09-06 17:21
>>6
Hey /g/ro, calm down! '>mfw when le autist gets mad when he's told to lurk moar
>implyin/g/ ur not new here
>le 2013
>still being new here
>lel.jp/g/