>>14
I TOOK A SHIT RITE ON DA STANDARD IN DAT SAME POSITION. IF YA CANT SQUAT, YA CANT MARK UR FUCKIN TERRITORY.
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L. A. Calculus!!wKyoNUUHDOmjW7I2013-08-30 13:16
>>14
U SHUDNT STAND ON UR TOES EITHER. GOTTA HAVE UR FEET FLAT ON DA FUCKIN FLOOR. IT'S HARDER TO PUSH U OVER WHEN UR FEET ARE FLAT, SO NO ONE CAN INTERRUPT UR SHITTING PROCESS.
>>14
Just a recommendation. If you want to be taken seriously, please don't use /g/ memes here.
I'm not mad at you or anything, but someone else will be and the thread will be derailed.
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Anonymous2013-08-30 13:20
>>18
I'm a civilized white man, I sit on the bowl and shit in drinkable water. I'm not going to learn to shit like a savage nigger because that's the last hipster trend.
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L. A. Calculus!!wKyoNUUHDOmjW7I2013-08-30 13:21
>>19
SORRY, I MENT U SHUDNT SQUAT ON UR TOES. DOESNT REALLY MATTER, JUST MAKES U MORE SECURE AND ITS MORE COMFORTABLE ONCE U GET USED TO IT.
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Anonymous2013-08-30 13:22
>>22
But if you close the door, nobody can kick you when you're taking a shit.
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L. A. Calculus!!wKyoNUUHDOmjW7I2013-08-30 13:23
>>21
AHAHAHHAHHAHHAH
U MUST BE DAT RETOID WHO RUSHED OUT OF DA ROOM WITH A HORRIFIED LOOK ON HIS FACE WHEN I DROPPED A SHIT ON DA DRAFT. I THOUGHT U WERE GONNA FAINT, YA RETOID. ALL DA OTHERS WERE JUST DISGUSTED, BUT U, U WERE FUCKING WHITE. AHHAHAHAHAA
HOW'S IT GOIN WHITEY?
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L. A. Calculus!!wKyoNUUHDOmjW7I2013-08-30 13:25
>>23
WHO DA FUCK TAKES A SHIT IN TOILETS? I GOT UP ON A TABLE AND DROPPED A LOAD ON DA STANDARD FOR ALL DA COMMITTEE TO SEE. NOW DATS HOW UR MEANT TO SHIT.
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Anonymous2013-08-30 13:26
>>24
It feels good. Japanese girls are so jealous of my skin color that they cover their face in semen to look like me.
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Anonymous2013-08-30 13:29
Lamda Arthur Calculus confirmed for being a nigger
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L. A. Calculus!!wKyoNUUHDOmjW7I2013-08-30 13:30
>>26
MY SKIN'S WHITE TOO, YA RETOID (DUHH, I'M GUY L. STEELE'S TWIN BROTHER), BUT U WERE WHITE AS PAPER. LMAO. PROBABLY WASNT U THO
>>39
Your webpage states: It is more widespread in the developing world than in the Western world.
Nobody shits like that here. We do totally unnatural (possibly unhealthy) things like wearing shoes or managing conflicts without violence. That's what being white is about.