I have no future

My life sucks.

I'm kind of worried about you man. What do you want out of life? Think about it for a bit, then go out and take it.

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Did you lose at a deal in C?

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I'm in the same boat.

My name is Jenny. I am 16 years old and have dark blonde hair. NOW THAT YOU HAVE STARTED READING YOU MAY NOT STOP!! I was murdered July 14th with my fathers shotgun and butcher knife. If you do not post this on 20 other threads i will come to

your house in the middle of the night and kill you with my fathers shotgun and butcher knife. You have 5 hours to complete this task. Dont believe me, *maria marshall, Pelham, Texas 1998, was showering and went to bed right after, found dead the next morning. * keisha jones, Nashville, Tennesee 1995, fell asleep while watching television and mother heard gunshot and scream, found next morning lying on the floor. omar wilkionsin, milwaukee, wisconsin 2002, reading a book to go to bed and was shot and stabbed through the book after he fell asleep. Still dont believe me? google their names....Trust me i did not want to paste this. But its kinda scary so i did it just to be sure