Alcohol won't solve your problems

but neither will milk

Weed will.

>>2
I don't think so.

>>3
What if your problem is that programming is too annoying?

bangin bitches will

Girl, I heard that Alcohol is a solution from one of those nerds.

I know what you mean. Bleg. You want another latte?

No girl, I am trying to lose weight. I could go for a smoothie.
Waiter, can you get me a smoothie? Oh, and bring lots of sugar. Ah and honey too.

milk solves hunger, thirst, and nutrition. All in one!

>>7
beer does that too.