are you a tru /prog/rider?

You have 23 hours to prove you're not a /g/ro.

And what if I don't?

>>2
You'll be branded a /g/ro and shunned from /prog/

The /g/ro is a sinister, lurking presence in the dark places of the earth. Its favorite diet is /prog/riders, but its insatiable appetite is tempered by its fear of light. No /g/ro has ever been seen by the light of day, and few have survived its fearsome jaws to tell the tale.

Read your SICP xDD

>>1
My headphones are Muller. Speakers are some chinese crap.
MY CPU is Athlon II 240.
I don't have a dedicated video or sound card.
I never upgrade hardware. I buy prebuilt PCs.
My mouse is made by GP and keyboard by genius.
I never understand why people buy expensive shit. Its marginally better, costs way too much and eventually break down or gets obsolete as technology improves. If you want to waste money because cutting edge hardware somehow fills the void in your soul, you're welcome. I'm not one of you.

>>6
How are you going to speed up your ^B_BCode compiler by 15% without utilizing SSE1700 in AVX15 without being able to use the new instructions due to your processor being outdated?

Always OPTIMIZE.

"You ready?" he whispered softly, nuzzling against the blonde's neck. He never took him before asking if he was ready. Abelson's eyes snapped open, hazy with desire and need.

"For God's sake, Sussman," he moaned, digging his fingernails into the man's back. "Take me! Please," he whispered. Sussman gave a feral grin and complied.

The two men laid entangled in each other for a long time afterwards, replete with the languor and tranquility of their lovemaking. Abelson snuggled into Sussman's chest, knowing that this would be the last time they'd have the chance to lay like this until his aunt and uncle were gone. He looked up at his partner, who was beginning to drowse despite the fact that it was barely suppertime.

"Sussman? You awake?" he whispered, reaching up to draw small circles on the man's chest.

"Mmhmm…" Sussman mumbled sleepily, his fingertips trailing up and down Abelson's naked back. The blonde kissed his shoulder.

"I love you," he said. In the half-light of dusk, he could see Sussman smile contentedly.

"I love you, too."

Let me prove how much I love /jp//prog/. I tend to think too much about optimizing and never get anything done.

>>6
Not a true /prog/rider. Lemme show you how it's done:

My headphones and speakers are chinese crap.
MY CPU is Allwinner A10.
I don't have a dedicated video or sound card.
I never upgrade hardware. I buy prebuilt PCs single board computers and sometimes laptops if they can run with open source software only (for security, not philosophical reasons).
My very cheap mouse is made by Microsoft and keyboard is by Cherry.
I also don't understand why people buy expensive shit _{except for keyboards where the extra $60 really does make a difference.}

>>10
Apple keyboard has nice design.

>>10
Cudder is a spammer?

>>12
You consider >>10 spam?

>>13
No. It is mostly true thanks to Lemote/g/uy.

It also funny, because these came out weeks ago:
http://www.minnowboard.org/where-to-buy/

>implying I come from /g/
>le implying face

I actually played the Touhou games.

I just got here and I really like this place. I don't know what maymay are or le implying face is. I did come from /g/, so I guess I can't.

>>17
Don't feign ignorance. They're ironic forms of protest against /g/ memes, which are pretty bad. Before you claim superiority and call us stuck-up faggots, the memes here are pretty bad too. Not as bad as /g/'s, though. At least taking off the memes of our posts leaves coherent sentences, but taking off the memes of /g/ posts would leave literally nothing (think ``greentext'' posts).

>>17
go back to /g/ newfa/g/

>>19
Please don't do that.

>>20
stfu /g/aylord

I can't prove I'm not a /g/ro because I don't know anything about /g/ros because I am not one.

>>22
Your logic doesn't work, they came here not exactly recently (we've been bitching about /g/ for years but it got much worse when they put that link on /g/) and they're easily identifiable.

>>23
But how do I know they're actually from /g/? Am I supposed to trust people like you who know about /g/ memes? That would mean I'm essentially trusting a /g/ro, and I'm not supposed to do that, according to other, lesser /g/ro's.

>>24
I just realized this post doesn't really make much sense, but I think you can understand my point.

>>23
Link? What link?

sup my /g/ros

>>10
But philosophical reasons make you even more e/prog/in.

>>26
They put a link to /prog/ at the top of /g/ some time ago. I don't know if it's still there, and I can't be assed to go there.

>>29
/g/ - Technology
Text Boards: /tech/ & /prog/

Hey guys... we can take refuge on /comp/.

>>26
There's a link to here on /g/'s page title, explaining the sudden influx of /g/ros.

How do you know?!?!?!?
Someone made a thread here. I suppose you didn't get to see it, but I'm sure you'll find it on your local prog.db if you look for "link" and "/g/" (I believe "here" was also there) in post titles.

Did you actually go there and check?
Yes, I needed to go there in order to prove what they said was true. As opposed to your ``avoiding'' mindset, for me it makes sense if you and check up what's your retarded neighbor up to. Or do you think the Mossad goes ^₆₆eww muslims ive never been to iraq lol^₉₉?

only oldfags knwo who is Xarn

/g/ros can't get dubs as sick as these.

>>33
To be honest, those are pretty sick dubs.

>>33
>>34 lies. Those are some shitty dubs. I've seen better in my life.

My name is John. Only oldfags know about my meme status

>>32
I know who Xarn is I searched him on Bing and found http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1678582/Xarn so now I know who Xarn is.

>>37
Xarn has a blog on atheism and socialism
carnavion or something

also like the other arch-shitposter frozenvoid, he never really left

>>38
omg ur such a newfag
it's ciarnammon, fag

>>40
maybe
i forgot the real name
but I remember he was posting about his religious beliefs, his political beliefs, pokemons and pure breed dogs.