Thoughts on PHP

I've always heard PHP is shit, but it doesn't look too bad, honestly. I've always been a rubaby, but Laravel looks promising. Thoughts on PHP, Laravel?

It's shit. Absolute shit. Like a bucket of bloody elephant diarrhea up your ass. Like being raped by a nigger with AIDS.

It's shit.

PHP is terrible.
I'm of the opinion that websites should be written using a much more structured approach

I had to shit once, it looked like PHP.

http://me.veekun.com/blog/2012/04/09/php-a-fractal-of-bad-design/

While I'm at it, what does /prog/ think about overriding default behavior for UX, is it a nice convention or unnecessary?

OP, try proven fail-safe frameworks like:
http://www.haskell.org/haskellwiki/Web/Frameworks
http://www.cliki.net/Web
http://wiki.call-cc.org/chicken-projects/egg-index-4.html#web

The only thing more unorganized and incoherent than PHP is x86. A stack for floating point (when nothing else uses this approach), a 16-bit boot mode (which modern OSes can't even use for DOS programs because V86 was removed in 64-bit), a segment architecture nobody uses (except to work around it), hardware task switching nobody uses, 8-bit "BCD" instructions added in the 70s for Z80 compatibility, and several incompatible vector extensions (MMX, 3DNow!, SSE, AVX, AVX-512)? WTF?