/prog/ - I'll tell you a terrible secret

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-26 4:04

Linux is a actually a text-based RPG.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-26 16:12

anon@laptop:~$ go north The program 'go' is currently not installed. You can install it by typing: sudo apt-get install golang-go anon@laptop:~$ ⎕

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-26 19:28

>>2

Why are you playing debian?

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-26 19:31

look
You are in a small room. There is an apt-get containing a go in the corner.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-26 19:36

Currently playing on root difficulty.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-26 19:47

>>4
_{root@SkyNet #portupgrade -Rr}

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-26 20:23

youmu@gentoo-workstation ~ % kill kikes kill: illegal pid: kikes

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-26 22:15

You mean RMS/GNU/Linux.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-27 1:27

A terrible dragon named PulseAudio has corrupted the voices of all people in land, and only you can help defeat it.
An adventure begins...

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-27 2:12

It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a GNU. what is a gnu? The GNU is a sinister, lurking presence in the dark places of the Internet. Its favorite diet is adventurous programmers, but its insatiable appetite is tempered by its fear of permissive software licenses. No GNU has ever been seen near high quality software, and few have survived its fearsome, festering open sores to tell the tale.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-27 2:15

>>9
I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Lennart writes really good code, the only problem is that he only writes code for incredibly shitty software.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-27 3:21

>>11
write code
stupid open source kiddie lingo

I am a programmer and I program

programming

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-27 3:21

it is highly technical and takes a bright mind to do it right

programming

a special word

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-27 5:51

>>12-13
Programmes are on TV.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-27 6:53

I'm currently on my Perl install quest. Wish me luck.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-27 9:02

>>12
“Lennart programs really good programs; the only problem is that he only programs programs for incredibly shitty programs.”

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-27 9:20

>>16
Exactly.

Speaking of which, why hasn't /prog/ made the program/pogrom thing into a meme yet?

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-27 10:11

>>17
Our meme quota is full up. Agency only makes certain amount each month.
I can slot you in at about mid-October.
======ERROR======
ANTI-SEMITISM DETECTED IN ``MEME'' THIS INCIDENT HAS BEEN RECORDED. ======END ERROR======

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-27 10:50

>>18
Don't let /g/ submit anything.

I'll tell you a terrible secret

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