Why is Haskell so spergy?


// muh ad-hoc polymorphism in C++
struct Person { string name; }
struct Animal { string name; }

string name(const Person& p) { return p.name; }
string name(const Animal& a) { return a.name; }

// muh ad-hoc polymorphism in Haskell (spergy)
data Person = Person { personName :: String }
data Animal = Animal { animalName :: String }

class HasName a where
    name :: a -> String

instance HasName Person where
    name = personName

instance HasName Animal where
    name = petName

>>1
//muh
>>>/v/

>>2
You too go the fuck back to the imageboards.

>>3
Haven't been there for quite some time. Remember to tell them I said hi next time you go.

>>4
Because using >>>/board/ is absolutely textboard only, and only textboard users use board redirections.

Fuck off.

>>2
>>3
>>4
>>5

manchildren detected

>>1
http://research.microsoft.com/en-us/um/people/simonpj/Haskell/records.html
You want polymorphic extensible records.
name :: (r <: { name :: String }) => r -> String
name {name, ..} = name

>>5
>mfw you get so angry you confuse the board types ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º)

>>6
Please optimize your quotations{i !}

>>9
Sorry, I meant <em>!</em>

>>1

Because it is formal. C++ gives you freedom. Haskell gives you bondage and discipline. I like the latter more than the first, just the way I like my girlfriends. Ah, I once had with this cop girl, our relationship was all about power. She was a demon. That was the moment I learned, what you can do with a taser.

>>10
Gosh darn it, I mean <span class="italic">!</span>

>>12
You obviously meant **!**, /g/ro!.

Just so you know, this textboard adopts many customs from Reddit, including markdown and some memes. Welcome to proggit ;)

>>13
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// muh
No thank you.

I am not surprised that an incompetent child from the imageboards would not understand the marvels of Haskell.

Haskell is shit.
Prove me wrong.                             `
>protip: you can't

>>17
I was reading your post, but then I saw your epic green meme. I laughed so hard, my sides detached from their original positions. I think my sides are now on Reddit, probably on /r/funny.

Thank you so much for your contribution, it's truly the finest kind of humor I've seen in a while.

Planned dates suck. There will be just the two of you and it will be creepy as fuck. She will only see a guy who wants to fuck her, but doesn't know how to get it. She will do nothing to help you, she'll just be bored and treat you like a nice guy, laugh politely at your embarrassingly dumb attempts at humor.

Your only way out is to find a party, propose to sneak there, get drunk, get her drunk and have sex in a room upstairs. Forget stories about grown up or polite sex. There's no such thing. No pity sex either. And there's no second date or second chance. And no fucking densha otoko, not in this part of the world!

>>19
Wrong thread, asshole.

>>20
Yes, I did notice. But thanks for pointing it out anyway, faggot.

>>21
Did you notice my dubs?

>>22
Why, yes I did!