I got offered a RIM job

At first I thought the recruiter was offering like my asshole, so I said `sign me up!', but then I learned it was an offer to work for Research in Motion. Apparently they make the formerly-popular `Blackberry' phone, and are currently dieing slowly. They've fired laid off 5000% of their employees over the last period of time, but somehow thought that I would think that this was a good idea.

Anyway, I turned down the RIM job immediately with an only slightly rude email. Downside is that I now really want a rim job. Anyone willing to help he out with this?

Ask vk.com/antisemitic but only if you're not jewish.

https://www.google.com/search?q=Research+in+Motion+jobs+-blackberry
OP?: http://gizmodo.com/5732852/the-only-sfw-rim-jobs-on-the-internet

Ask vk.com/antisemitic but only if you are jewish

my mom once had a Blackberry
then it was buggy and she changed to another phone

http://i.imgur.com/DSEEVTL.jpg
G-d, he's so cute. I think I'm in love with Nikita-kun.

dog + peanut butter + asshole

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balding