/prog/ - Failing at the enterprise

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-23 0:41

Is this really happening to me. PLs halp

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-23 2:06

but i don't understand..

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-23 14:08

There are people better than me in the enterprise world /prog/. How do I get better?

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-23 14:11

gb2g

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-23 14:25

>>4
stop trying to fit in, drone.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-23 14:26

Lazy programmers usually fail at enterprise. Enterprise is boring, so it requires discipline.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-23 15:32

>>5
Listen here, jerkface. Be nice to our guests.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-23 16:16

>>7
Why?

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-23 23:03

>>7
Our guests push our faces into the dirt while they rape us.
Our guests murder our children and cook them over fire.
Our guests eat our bodies while we are still alive.
Our guests wear our skin and pretend to be us.
But worst of all they wont shut up about le epic stallman gentoo face.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-23 23:08

>>9
This is my fetish.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-23 23:11

>>9
Do any of them actually run Linux? Unless someone came up with a Linux installer where you just press a button and it does it all by itself. But even then they wouldn't know how to use it?

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-23 23:49

>>11
fake dubs

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-24 1:50

>>11
Do you even monitor the traffic on /prog/ to learn OSes we each use? *facepalm* another kid here, some shoot him.

Failing at the enterprise

1 Name: Anonymous 2013-08-23 0:41

2 Name: Anonymous 2013-08-23 2:06

3 Name: Anonymous 2013-08-23 14:08

4 Name: Anonymous 2013-08-23 14:11

5 Name: Anonymous 2013-08-23 14:25

6 Name: Anonymous 2013-08-23 14:26

7 Name: Anonymous 2013-08-23 15:32

8 Name: Anonymous 2013-08-23 16:16

9 Name: Anonymous 2013-08-23 23:03

10 Name: Anonymous 2013-08-23 23:08

11 Name: Anonymous 2013-08-23 23:11

12 Name: Anonymous 2013-08-23 23:49

13 Name: Anonymous 2013-08-24 1:50