Name: The Evilest Schemer 2013-08-22 4:30
Hi, I'm currently paying 10BTC for quality programmer souls. If you have an especially evil soul, I'll pay up to 50BTC for them. I'll even buy second-hand souls if the price is good enough. If you want to become more evil and get a higher price for your soul, you may commit buggy code to open source projects or molest a small child or something, but please note that the longer that the evil in the soul has been aged, the higher quality evil it is. Please, no souls that have been tainted with antisemitism or excessive Haskell programming.
There will be no refunds, as the souls will immediately be consumed to produce ENTERPRISE TURNKEY SOLUTIONS for
Still not convinced? Consider this: do you really need your soul? You don't, really. You'll be able to do everything without it. Heaven is a boring place anyway and God is a faggot; you don't want to go there. You could have a whole 10BTC in your wallet by tomorrow and buy a dakimakura or something.
If you are interested, please contact me at logistics@oracle.com
There will be no refunds, as the souls will immediately be consumed to produce ENTERPRISE TURNKEY SOLUTIONS for
ScalABLETM DEPLOYMENT. The souls will be completely crushed and cannot be resold or returned to you.Still not convinced? Consider this: do you really need your soul? You don't, really. You'll be able to do everything without it. Heaven is a boring place anyway and God is a faggot; you don't want to go there. You could have a whole 10BTC in your wallet by tomorrow and buy a dakimakura or something.
If you are interested, please contact me at logistics@oracle.com