prog langs

There's a lot of new languages out there, but all I hear from /prog/ is the same old shit, so I want you all to take the time to learn the following up-and-coming prog langs and give your opinion of them:

Systems:
Go
Rust

JVM:
Kotlin
Ceylon

Erlang VM:
Elixir

>>1
I'll do you the favor, so you can leave, or post better articles. If your programming language is not below this list, it will be ignored:
http://benchmarksgame.alioth.debian.org/u64/code-used-time-used-shapes.php#shortest

If the language cannot provide the resources for general operations, e.g. I/O, functions/modularity, parsing, morphing, algebra, etc., it will not be considered.

And last, if it cannot evolve to support DSL, by today's standard, it is useless.

Therefore the only languages worth any value today are:
C
Ada
Haskell
Steel Bank Common Lisp
Scala

Learn more at:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comparison_of_programming_languages_%28basic_instructions%29