/prog/ Challenge #6139.991

Launch a startup tech company, find a venture capitalist, get out after an IPO, and leave Wall Street (read: retirement funds of old factory workers) holding the bag. It is also acceptable to be acquired by a larger company, so long as they do not realize their blunder until after you have sold your stock or received payment.

Prizes
Bail with $1M: $1M
Bail with $10M: $10M
Bail with $100M: $100M
Piss off someone actually important: ten years in prison

I've been trying this. Give me a hint!

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A social network about people rating anuses or genitalia.
micro-micro-blog service which has limit of 30 chars.
a site where you edit other peoples photos and get rated for your work, both you and original author get points.
random two videos from youtube with same length combined, such that one has the video of first and the seconds audio. You can manually select videos to combine and other will rate your combos.
A stock market for hyperlinks, the top daily stocks appear on frontpage as linklist. Think abotu reddit, but you can invest and profit from links(by uploading links, or adding your virtual cash to them).

Will do! I'll report back in a week with my news of success!