‫‫‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮҉

War is peace
Freedom is slavery
Ignorance is strength
SICP is satori

>>1
Very nice, old boy.  Success at last, what?

Lies.
Freedom is GNOOOOOOOOOO.
Only GNU is freedom. All other license is loser.

>>2
I am a computer programmer, which means I'm fat, nerdy, and have a tiny cock. ``I got AIDS from paying a cheap whore to fuck me, since I have no love in my life.
When the doctor told me, I went to the only thing I knew -- SICP.
I slammed my penis between two copies of SICP. It swelled up to twice normal size and fell off. I was worried.
I woke up the next day with incredible abs, a 14" rod of steel, and no HIV. I'm now an adult movie star, banging porn stars.
God bless SICP!

>>4
How do you bang porn stars if you have no penis? Also what's up with that 14" bar of metal?

>>5
He uses it to hit porn stars, as he mentioned later.

>>6
Well, that makes more sense.

Nothing here makes sense. Ever.

>>8
I've heard things make more sense at Reddit, Tumblr and /g/. :)

Please help me check these dubs, /prog/!

One day the-cdr and the-car were travelling at the speed of light across the galaxy, each of the pairs took different vector paths to their destination. Travelling past planets, stars, asteroids, plasma, it was a magical trip for both pairs, but as the-cdr arrived at the destination the location was empty, the-car had reached the correct destination, but why did the-cdr fail; the destination address was empty?