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Why is Java so good?

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-18 15:47

Seriously, it's by far the best language ever written. Why even use anything else?

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-18 15:50

Why is Javascript so good?
Seriously, it's by far the best language ever written. Why even use anything else?

Name: Why is Brainfuck so good? 2013-08-18 15:58

Seriously, it's by far the best language ever written. Why even use anything else?

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-18 16:02

>>3
I was just about to make the exact same post. We really are unoriginal :(

Name: Why is DooM so good? 2013-08-18 16:02

Seriously, it's by far the best game ever written. Why even play anything else?

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-19 9:12

Java sucks, but has been evolving very good. Scala is better.

But the best part of "Java" is the JVM

Name: We do what we must, 2013-08-19 9:42

>>1-3
Because we can. Since every problem is a naillemon

>>5
I still play CircleMUD.

>>6
High Five!

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-19 10:51

It's called Java because using it stunts your growth and causes you to shit your pants.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-19 12:11

>>6
The JVM has several flaws though, like TCO being impossible because it would completely break the security model.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-19 14:46

Why is Hebrew so good?
Seriously, it's by far the best language ever written. Why even use anything else?

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-19 17:11

>>9
wait, what?

Don't change these.
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