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Name: L. A. Calculus !!wKyoNUUHDOmjW7I 2013-08-18 8:15

DIS IS FOR DOSE U KAWAII SAFARRI KOTABU DESU MAGARII JAPANESE CULTURE-WORSHIPPING RETOIDS WHO DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE STANDARD STREEMS.

READ ALL UR USEFUL INFORMATION FROM stdin.
WRITE ALL UR USEFUL INFORMATION TO stdout.
WRITE ALL UR ERRORS AND WARNINGS TO stderr.

SHOVE EVERYTHING ELSE UP UR ASS OR USE A SEPARATE FLAG TO ENABLE IT. DON'T FUK WITH DA PIPELINE. DA SHIT UR PROGRAM SHOVES DOWN stdout GOES TO ANOTHER PROGRAM'S stdin. IF IT GOT ANY MEANINGFUL ERRORS TO REPORT, IT SPEWS 'EM DOWN stderr WHERE DA USER CAN SEE 'EM. U SURE AS HELL DONT PRINT 'EM TO stdout, DATS FOR DAM SURE.

PROGRAMS DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT UR WEB ADDRESS, UR NAME, UR PRETTY ASCII ART, UR LOVE LETTERS, OR UR RAMBLING ABOUT HOW STRONG UR RELATIONSHIP WITH UR PICTURE OF UR CARTOON GIRL IS. DEY DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT DA ERRORS OF OTHER PROGRAMS EITHER -- DATS FOR U RETOIDED USERS TO READ (OR AT LEAST COPY AND PASTE WHEN U COME TO MASTER PROGRAMMERZ LIKE MYSELF FOR HELP WITH UR SHITTY PROBLEM).

LERN DA STANDARD STREEMS YA RETOIDZ.

Name: L. A. Calculus !!wKyoNUUHDOmjW7I 2013-08-18 8:24

N IF I SEE ONE MORE RETOID TRYIN TO SYNCHRONISE A PROGRAM'S stdin WITH ITS stdout WITH ALL DER FANCY PROMPTS AND SHIT, WHERE DEY'RE COMPLETELY UNNECESSARY AND A WASTE OF TIME, I'M GONNA START FLINGING SHIT AT SOME EENDYANZ. U KNO DESE FUCKERS. DA RETOIDED EENDYANS WHO WRITE DER STUPID DATABASE PROGRAMZ WITH DER GOOTCHY MENUS AND DER PROMPTS AND ALL DER OTHER BULLSHIT, WITHOUT REALISING DAT A FUCKING TEXT EDITOR WOULD DO A BETTER JOB THAN DER SHAMEFUL EXCUSE FOR A PROGRAM. DEY WRITE DIS SHIT IN DA LANGUAGE DENNIS RICKY LOVED, EXCEPT DEY MAKE A HUGE FUCKING MOCKERY OF IT, WITH DER 'void main' and DER 'conio.h' AND ALL DAT OTHER SHIT.

DEY KEEP DIS SHIT UP AND IM GONNA DECLARE A WAR ON INDIA. I'LL DO IT FOR DEANIS RICKY, DAMMIT.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-18 8:26

>>1
What happened? Did someone you worked for/with did pipelines in a programming without properly return the program's requirements?

Also, for topic, any good recommend standards than K&R you would like to recommend?

What libraries and framework repositories do you use?

>>2-
Here is the most adored C coding Standard:
http://lars-lab.jpl.nasa.gov/JPL_Coding_Standard_C.pdf

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-18 8:32

sepples

Why bother

Name: L. A. Calculus !!wKyoNUUHDOmjW7I 2013-08-18 8:35

>>3
What happened? Did someone you worked for/with did pipelines in a programming without properly return the program's requirements?
NO, I JUST HAPPENED TO PICK UP A SHITTY PROGRAM DAT PRINTS ITS CUTSEY ASCII ART, ITS CUTESY WEB ADDRESS, AND MOST OF ITS FUCKIN ERRORS, ALL TO stdout. WAT KINDA RETOID DESIGNS PROGRAMS LIKE DAT?

Also, for topic, any good recommend standards than K&R you would like to recommend?
K&R AINT A STANDARD, DATS A FUCKIN C REFERENCE, AND A DAM GOOD ONE AT DAT. ASIDE FROM DAT, REED TPOP, REED DA FUCKIN ISO STANDARDS, DREAM ABOUT HOW DEY COULD BE A FUCKLOAD BETTER, FIGURE OUT WHY UR IDEAS OF 'BETTER' R ACTUALLY WORSE, DREAM ABOUT HOW DEY COULD BE A FUCKLOAD BETTER, DEN FUCKIN MAKE 'EM BETTER. OR JUST SCRAP DA LAST THREE OR FOUR STEPS N WRITE SOME USEFUL PROGRAMS. UR FUCKIN CHOICE.

What libraries and framework repositories do you use?
DA STANDARD C LIBRARY, DA POSIX C LIBRARY, AND WATEVER ELSE I CAN GET MY FUCKIN HANDS ON. I USE OPENGL EVERY NOW AND AGAIN UNTIL I GET PISSED OFF ABOUT HOW EVERYTHING'S DEPRECATED. IF SOME DECENT PROGRAMMERS AND MATHBOYZ GAVE A SHIT ABOUT OPENGL BACK IN DA FUCKIN DAY, AND KICKED RETOIDS LIKE ESKIL STEENBERG INTO DA FUCKIN CAN (JUST KIDDING, YA FUCKIN RETOID), IT'D PROBABLY BE AT LEAST AS STEADY AS DA C STANDARD.

Here is the most adored C coding Standard:
SHOVE IT UP UR ASS, MASOCHIST BOY.

Name: L. A. Calculus !!wKyoNUUHDOmjW7I 2013-08-18 8:38

>>4
DIS HAS AS MUCH TO DO WITH SEPPLES AS IT DOES WITH FUCKIN LITHP. DONT MATTER WAT FUCKIN LANGUAGE UR USIN. IF UR HOSTING DAT SHIT ON A DECENT OPERATING SYSTEM, U SURE AS HELL BETTER HANDLE stdin, stdout, AND stderr EFFECTIVELY. NOW GET DA FUCK OUTTA MY THRED, YA RETOID.

Name: L. A. Calculus !!wKyoNUUHDOmjW7I 2013-08-18 8:45

>>3
Rule 17 (types)
Typedefs that indicate size and signedness should be used in place of the basic types.

>This rule appears in most coding standards for embedded software and is meant to enhance code transparency and secure type safety. Typical definitions include I32 for signed 32-bit integer variables, U16 for unsigned 16-bit integer variables, etc.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA

WAT A BUNCH OF FUCKIN RETOIDS. IF I TOOK A SHIT ON ONE OF DESE FUCKERS I BET DEY'D GO THROUGH DA TROUBLE OF TYPEDEFING IT.

Name: TiddlyWiki 2013-08-18 9:08

>>5
I see. So he didn't make it API like, or compartmentalize the project to multiple programs, with one engine to manage them all. Would love to see some code, or more details. Is it something like this?:
https://github.com/DanielWaterworth/Raphters

And I meant the K&R indentation style:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indent_style#K.26R_style
My apologies for the confusion.

I see, thanks then. I'd figured you know one you use often than the standard library. Like a good repository you visit often. Here are some listings:
http://oad.simmons.edu/oadwiki/Free_and_open-source_repository_software
http://thechangelog.com/

Cute:
http://cm.bell-labs.com/cm/cs/tpop/
will read.

Name: L. A. Calculus !!wKyoNUUHDOmjW7I 2013-08-18 9:30

So he didn't make it API like, or compartmentalize the project to multiple programs, with one engine to manage them all.

I'M TALKIN ABOUT mupen64plus. ALL I KNO IS DAT IS PRINTS SHIT TO stdout.

And I meant the K&R indentation style:

NEVER PUT MUCH THOUGHT INTO DAT. WATEVER FIRES UR FUCKIN ROCKET.

I'd figured you know one you use often than the standard library.

ALL I NEEDS FOR MOST PROGRAMS IS DA STANDARD C LIBRARY. SOMETIMES I COPY SMALL SNIPPETS FOR DATA STRUCTERS, PACKING/UNPACKING INTEGERS IN A BINARY FORMAT, AND DA STRING FUNCTIONS DEY LEFT OUT OF string.h. OR I JUST USE LITHP.

Here are some listings:

Ruby JavaScript node.js Ruby on Rails Python CSS iOS API HTML5 jQuery

GET UR STUPID YUPPIE SHIT OUTTA MY THRED, YA FUCKIN RETOID.

Name: L. A. Calculus !!wKyoNUUHDOmjW7I 2013-08-18 9:41

DATS IT. SOMEONE INVITE RICHARD STALLMAN TO DIS FUCKIN THRED. IT'S TIME I TOLD DAT FUCKER A THING OR TWO ABOUT UNIX.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-18 10:28

UNIX SUCKS, VMS 4EVAR

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-22 8:13

>>6
But if I programmed in Lisp, I don't have to deal with those shit. Lisp is too high level for that garbage.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-22 8:23

>>9
HOLY SHIT REALLY?!? I HAVEN'T BEEN IN THE EMULATION FIELD IN A DECADE. I still got the link to the best archive for n64 emulators:
http://www.emulation64.com/files/category/20/11/nintendo-64-emulators.html/

I think the one that I used to use was this one:
http://www.pj64-emu.com/downloads/

Holy shit the memories:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_video_game_emulators

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-22 16:53

I LOVE YOU LAMBDA

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-22 16:58

>>1
PROGRAMS DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT [...] UR RAMBLING ABOUT HOW STRONG UR RELATIONSHIP WITH UR PICTURE OF UR CARTOON GIRL IS.
I always write her name and redirect it to stderr, because I knew something was wrong with me the first time I saw her.

Her name is Lambda Arthur Calculus and I cuddle with her every night.

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