DEAR /prog/

DIS IS FOR DOSE U KAWAII SAFARRI KOTABU DESU MAGARII JAPANESE CULTURE-WORSHIPPING RETOIDS WHO DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE STANDARD STREEMS.

READ ALL UR USEFUL INFORMATION FROM stdin.
WRITE ALL UR USEFUL INFORMATION TO stdout.
WRITE ALL UR ERRORS AND WARNINGS TO stderr.

SHOVE EVERYTHING ELSE UP UR ASS OR USE A SEPARATE FLAG TO ENABLE IT. DON'T FUK WITH DA PIPELINE. DA SHIT UR PROGRAM SHOVES DOWN stdout GOES TO ANOTHER PROGRAM'S stdin. IF IT GOT ANY MEANINGFUL ERRORS TO REPORT, IT SPEWS 'EM DOWN stderr WHERE DA USER CAN SEE 'EM. U SURE AS HELL DONT PRINT 'EM TO stdout, DATS FOR DAM SURE.

PROGRAMS DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT UR WEB ADDRESS, UR NAME, UR PRETTY ASCII ART, UR LOVE LETTERS, OR UR RAMBLING ABOUT HOW STRONG UR RELATIONSHIP WITH UR PICTURE OF UR CARTOON GIRL IS. DEY DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT DA ERRORS OF OTHER PROGRAMS EITHER -- DATS FOR U RETOIDED USERS TO READ (OR AT LEAST COPY AND PASTE WHEN U COME TO MASTER PROGRAMMERZ LIKE MYSELF FOR HELP WITH UR SHITTY PROBLEM).

LERN DA STANDARD STREEMS YA RETOIDZ.

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What happened? Did someone you worked for/with did pipelines in a programming without properly return the program's requirements?
NO, I JUST HAPPENED TO PICK UP A SHITTY PROGRAM DAT PRINTS ITS CUTSEY ASCII ART, ITS CUTESY WEB ADDRESS, AND MOST OF ITS FUCKIN ERRORS, ALL TO stdout. WAT KINDA RETOID DESIGNS PROGRAMS LIKE DAT?

Also, for topic, any good recommend standards than K&R you would like to recommend?
K&R AINT A STANDARD, DATS A FUCKIN C REFERENCE, AND A DAM GOOD ONE AT DAT. ASIDE FROM DAT, REED TPOP, REED DA FUCKIN ISO STANDARDS, DREAM ABOUT HOW DEY COULD BE A FUCKLOAD BETTER, FIGURE OUT WHY UR IDEAS OF 'BETTER' R ACTUALLY WORSE, DREAM ABOUT HOW DEY COULD BE A FUCKLOAD BETTER, DEN FUCKIN MAKE 'EM BETTER. OR JUST SCRAP DA LAST THREE OR FOUR STEPS N WRITE SOME USEFUL PROGRAMS. UR FUCKIN CHOICE.

What libraries and framework repositories do you use?
DA STANDARD C LIBRARY, DA POSIX C LIBRARY, AND WATEVER ELSE I CAN GET MY FUCKIN HANDS ON. I USE OPENGL EVERY NOW AND AGAIN UNTIL I GET PISSED OFF ABOUT HOW EVERYTHING'S DEPRECATED. IF SOME DECENT PROGRAMMERS AND MATHBOYZ GAVE A SHIT ABOUT OPENGL BACK IN DA FUCKIN DAY, AND KICKED RETOIDS LIKE ESKIL STEENBERG INTO DA FUCKIN CAN (JUST KIDDING, YA FUCKIN RETOID), IT'D PROBABLY BE AT LEAST AS STEADY AS DA C STANDARD.

Here is the most adored C coding Standard:
SHOVE IT UP UR ASS, MASOCHIST BOY.