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Name: Anonymous 2013-08-17 14:52

I see the trolls are very active today.

Do you ever evaluate anything on its merits or do you just send unfamiliar posts "back" to /g/?

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-17 14:53

Back to /g/, please!

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-17 14:57

All I see is /prog/ redirecting the effluent back where it belongs. Regulars here post discrete structure jokes, some Lisp and if we're lucky an esoteric language implementation. The /g/-tards shit up those things with "wut is dis it no gentoo reported".

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-17 15:02

>>3
Regulars here post discrete structure jokes, some Lisp and if we're lucky an esoteric language implementation.
Let me guess, you came here last month.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-17 15:02

>>1
If you're the MLT spyware guy, we've all read every one of Richard Michael Stallman's essays twenty years ago. We've also read Reflections on Trusting Trust as well as our SICP. Coming here and lecturing us about basic security is a bit like walking into a mathematics department and lecturing professors on long division.

Now please go away.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-17 15:12

>>4
Its probably nearly 3 years now, which is worse. Some of my miserable feats includes formulating the LaEbLc language specification (that apparently trolled LEL-kun himself) and posting the initial ANDRU transcript.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-17 15:16

>>6
and posting the initial ANDRU transcript.
I love you.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-17 15:26

>>6
posting the initial ANDRU transcript.
That's impressive, but you should know by now that all the regulars shitpost constantly, and that the worst shitposters are textboard dwelling losers.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-17 15:27

>>8
are textboard dwelling losers.
Hey, I take offence to that!

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-17 15:33

erhem. Back to /g/ ````please!!!''''

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-17 15:51

>>8
At least I'm not a narcissist without a sense of privacy and security aka a facebook user.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-17 16:11

>>11
Why do you have to be one or the other?

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-17 16:45

>>8
Its probably /lounge/ at it as usual yeah, but I like the narrative that /g/ is out to get us. It helps to collapse my personal Bayesian belief tree of what the hell is actually going on in this board just a little bit more.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-17 16:55

>>4
Let me guess, you think the recent /g/ shitposting has been part of /    / forever.

How has been your first day here so far?

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-17 17:00

>>12
fuck facebook and people who use it


>>13
Bayesian
back to lesswrong.com

>>14
how has been your first day
Typical imageboard response. It is clear you are in fact from /g/.
You do not remove prog either from the spoiler, you only spoiler tag it.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-17 17:01

i wish i were a bayesian tree

like a bayesian sakura tree (that's japanese for bento inference box), and it must be chibi (small) and kawaii (cute)

oh god the conditional probability is getting to my anus

please tasukete (that's japanese for help me kudasai)

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-17 17:02

>>15
Go look in your prog.db, I've posted /    / like two or three times.

And how do you know it's a typical imageboard response?

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-17 17:05

please tasukete (that's japanese for help me kudasai)
I 笑ed

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-17 17:14

>>14
Other than the RMS shitthread, I'm not aware that our shitposting in this fine day is from /g/. All I see is shitposting all over, and thus, a normal Saturday evening for /prog/.

Look, there was even a short necrobumping burst, it doesn't get more /prog/like than that.

Unless in your five weeks in /prog/ you haven't yet learned that there is a constant background shitposting noise to the board at all times, then I suggest you to go back to Hacker News.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-17 17:24

>>1-19,21-1000
All of you.

Go the fuck back to /b/, /g/, Stack Overflow, Reddit, Hacker Kikes, Facebook and Gaia. In that order, please.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-17 17:27

>>20
No.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-17 17:44

>>20
done

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-17 17:47

The bane of my existence.
I must redirect users to more appropriate online communities.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-17 17:55

WHAT THE FUCK IS "LEL-KUN" "E/G/IN" "LE LEL" ETC ?!

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-17 17:56

>>24
Lurk more.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-17 17:57

The bane of my existence.
I must understand what you crazy fuckers are talking about. fuckers.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-17 17:58

>>24
You.
They are all talking about you.
Not "you" as in a class of people, you in particular.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-17 18:18

>>24
They're mocking your mental retardation, and telling you to go back to /g/.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-17 18:19

Are we fitting in yet?

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-17 18:21

>>29
This bullshit teenage drama over who is a genuine /prog/ rider and who is a poser has got to stop. It really doesn't merit concurrent whining and posturing all over the front page.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-17 18:23

>>30
It's a necessary evil. Once a month or two.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-17 18:31

>>20
suck my anus, faggot

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-17 18:32

okay so it seems they all sage threads because of some sort of japanese etiquette reason (i thought sage as some sort plant) so i'll just sage my posts
hopefully they won't notice me and maybe i can come up with a funny joke and gain some respect! (just gotta figure out how to do that stylized exclamation mark they do)

hey guys how about install SICP? HAHAHHAHAHA LEL! those /g/ kids are so dumb they dont even know what the SICP series is

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-17 18:33

>>30
back to le /g/ fagkike! xD le epic italicized excalamation mark meme xDDDD

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-17 18:34

I can't even tell who's shitposting ironically anymore.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-17 18:35

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-17 18:39

>>35
It's like rain on you are wedding day.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-17 18:40

>>37
What about his wedding day?

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-17 18:43

>>37
le alanis morissette face

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-17 18:55

>>36
Attention whore & nymphomaniac.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-17 18:58

>>40
Oh yes let me feel your sexual buttfrustration. let your man tears flow

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-17 19:16

>>41
Sorry, I enjoy my sex life to myself and my hand.

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