A /g/uide to /prog/ (mods sticky this!)

This is your /g/uide to fitting in here on /prog/

-Mention Sussman often. He is some kind of tripfag or banned poster who is popular for /prog/ insiders to talk about.
-Learn the BBCODE language, you will profit immensely from doing so.  Here is a sample of things that can be done with it:  ENTERPRISE SUSSMAN
-Mention JEWS
-Tell people to read their SICP.  It doesn't matter if you know what this means or not because no one will know you're not a /prog/ oldfag as long as you follow this /g/uide!

Up/g/oats! Also, silly /g/oose, SICP is a meme from /g/ :P

Here is actually how you request a sticky on 4chan's shiichan version:
https://dis.4chan.org/report/prog/1376623619/sticky

Errata:
¬ Stickies must be maintained manually by the poster or any participants.
¬ -fag is epithetical, not honorific.
¬ sage
¬ ...

>>1
- be a dick, you'll look like a tough oldfag
- be a dick, it's a valid demonstration of your superior intelligence
- just be a dick

The fact your sentence doesn't contain at least 1 BBcode tag, means your some new fa/g/got.
Evaluate my cdr as I shove it in your anus.