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Describe your Battlestation

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-15 21:39

/g/ here

Since moot hasnt enabled images yet,  we will describe our battlestations in this thread.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-15 21:40

It's the dining room table in my mom's house.

I'm serious.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-15 21:41

You need images to enjoy something? How do you even read books without pictures? Does all of /g/ suffer of severe ADD?

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-15 21:45

>>3
Lol i bet ur one of those people who uses the DOS prompt for everything just to look leet.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-15 21:52

This is why we do not like /g/ here. For a reason txt boards do not have images, dimwit.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-15 21:54

>>4
Lol i bet ur one of those people who uses Reddit gifs for everything just to look lel.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-15 21:58

>>5
Make your hate for /g/ evident and they will ``troll u so e/g/inly''. Ignore them and carry on.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-15 22:21

Where's that thread hiding script at?

Name: surrealdeal 2013-08-15 22:23

It's dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-15 22:45

>>8
The tor search engine is a viable alternative to that.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-15 23:09

>>7
Silence Implies Consent. Make your formal complaint once, and then ignore the rest.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-15 23:17

>>11
That means there would be like ~5 complaints and the rest should be ignored. I'm fine with that.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-16 0:02

Look, you shitfucks want to have this thread? Fine. But you'll have to post models of your ``battlestations'' in wavefront format.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-16 0:05


You are in fullscreen mode in your shota toddercon folder. You have abstained for more than a week for this fap and you'll be damned if you are going to let anything ruin it.

You slowly mash the arrow keys with your left hand, your right hand being too busy with your penis to help out. Image by image, you navigate the folders labeled by fetish with the neat dialog box that needs no mouse.

You enter the Anal folder. Sodomized infant boys flash by and you are nearing release. You can feel the tingly. You continue to mash the right arrow key, looking for that one image that will really set you off when it happens.

Image number 61, as shown by the green text at the top, is not an image at all, but a short video that you forgot to save. The player window is shown in all of it's pathetic form, the controls more suited to year 1993 than today. Even worse than the presentation is the code running it. It takes irfanview quite a while to load codecs, freezing the application. What's worse is that you have lost your ability to navigate the folder!

You can't hold back. You ejaculate to that ugly, blank interface. You grimace at the poor quality fap and close the window, knowing that dwelling on your lose will only bring more pain.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-16 2:39

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-16 2:54

>>15
THAT IS NOT A .obj FILE IN WAVEFRONT FORMAT AND IT IS NOT INLINE WITH YOUR POST!

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-17 8:12


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