is this that hard to just give someone a programmer job?
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Anonymous2013-08-14 13:07
I have had many time the pleasures to look at somebodies cv's, I mostly just checked if they had some actual experience, were not completely demented, and then let them write some code for some problem.
But how the fuck do you think anyone is giving you a job if you stuff shit like this in your cv:
Личные Качества
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- Коммуникабельность (ибо multiplicative identity = 1)
- Целеустремленность (ака аутизм и дотошность)
- Нацеленность на идеологию (if it ain't Lisp, it's a crap)
- Стрессоустойчивость (ака отчужденность и приобретенная беспомощность)
- Стремление к развитию и профессиональному росту (ака obsessive compulsive disorder)
- Хобби — программирование