Does anyone have or could make a tutorial on game/memory hacking for C#. Explanation of addresses, offsets, pointers, multi level pointers, opcodes, injection and a little bit of ASM?
Will suck dix for it.
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Anonymous2013-08-13 18:20
When I was a kid I was playing 'wrestling' with a friend and we were playing our favourite characters from tv. I was the Ultimate Warrior (the best ever) and he was Hulk Hogan. I tied the strings around my arms and he wore a Hulk Hogan headband. Anyway I pretended that my dad was a ninja and he used to train me because one day a friend found a Judo book when we were looking for my dad's pornos and automatically assumed my dad was super badass - but I digress...
so we're mucking around at the playground one saturday and it's just us two. I was like "you know I know karate from my dad (don't know why but we thought all martial arts were 'karate') and he called me a liar and said prove it, so I grabbed him and picked him up and tried to do like a piledriver like the Ultimate Warrior. Anyway, when I landed I was like "see? I told you!" but he didn't move, just made a really fcuked up, quiet moan. I thought he was playing around and got angry with him, but he wouldn't move and stopped making noise. I freaked the fuck out and ran home, then started playing video games. His mum called my house and I said I went home hours ago and he was hanging out with some older kids at the park. She found him dead in the park. To this day she still thinks he was showing off on the monkey bars (because he had the headband on) and fell off and broke his neck.